Posted on 03/05/2012 8:08:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
OMG!!!! The bumper music is “She Bop”! LOL!
Ha ha, he is talking about the loser sponsors.
It was a very proud moment for me and then we went into what I was saying that if she had an issue down there that required the birth control pill for her reproductive organs that we would gladly pay for them. She said well of course that at least makes sense.
She could not get her head around the idea of the masses paying for birth control at all for another.
I think husband and I are raising a very smart young lady who makes us proud on a daily basis.
Not interested in the product, just enjoying that Carbonite was his FIRST ad today.
lol
During the last break, only local advertisers were on.
*snort*
.....at least on the WABC stream I have on.
They can also secure ad time through the local station. I’m not saying this happened, but it is possible.
i want my entire hard drive backed up - don't want to pay for all the software a second time and try to remember all the stuff i have installed
25 minutes late getting tuned in but listening now.
Rush just stuck the knife into the sponsors that jumped ship.
Then he twisted the knife a bit. He did not ask for his listeners to boycott...but a word to the wise is sufficient ;-)
What a tragedy. I wonder if anyone told obaaaamaa there were tornadoes over the weekend? Probably not. Need to know only for the great impostor.
We need more parents like you .... willing to raise their children up to have morals & values, to think clearly & pay attention .... instead of handing it all over to the government to create (as Rush would say) mind-numbed (liberal) robots. God Bless ..... you should be VERY proud (& you made my day!! :-)
you know the lib women are ears close.....prolly got the raised fist holdin something that vibrates
Do the math! If you break down that she is buying condoms as birth control, it eventually comes to a figure that she is needing about 20 hours a week (I could hunt up how that conclusion is reached, but I’d rather not) for encounters.
A couple things come to mind:
Where does she find the time?
What type of vitamins does she use?
Yes, local ads voiced by our local guys are on. I don’t know how much of that is normal. Is the % of local station ads up? Does rush have any national sponsors left?
Yes, local ads voiced by our local guys are on. I don’t know how much of that is normal. Is the % of local station ads up? Does rush have any national sponsors left?
[ During the last break, only local advertisers were on. ]
Prolly depends on the station.
I am sure the local stations are happy to have the extra time :)
As Rush just said these advertisers don’t want OUR BUSINESS.
It was their decision not to have access to his listeners which is damn fine with me! Saves me a lot of money for things I don’t really need to begin with!
Flowers = locally
Choc strawberries = can make myself
Computer backup = zip drive
Expensive air bed = mattress stores on every corner
Legal = lawyers every other door of our office building
I don’t see a downside for Rush’s listeners!
Not so sure about the advertisers! roflol!
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