Posted on 02/17/2012 11:52:18 AM PST by Kaslin
Of course they are offended. Humor is too much for them to Bayer...
Really they just like to talk about themselves, and pretty much the only thing they can all agree on is that they like to "do it."
The notion of “personal responsibility” offends Liberals.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
geez, ann landers used that old joke 30 years ago
I wonder if Ms. Andrea Bitchell has googled "Santorum" any time in the past few years, and if those results left her breathless as well....
And I thought they all loved her.
“Idiocracy” was the future world of liberals...
“You like sex and money? Me too!”
Maranatha
I was following some chatter on this subject yesterday. It was the expected hysteria. With free or insurance-covered contraception being “threatened”, from their point of view, they seemed to expect a domino-effect that would result in the compulsory wearing of chastity belts and maybe even the regulation of sex itself. I found it hard to believe people could be so silly. I guess that this little joke was just the last straw.
I had to look that up but I’m glad I did.
Now I can quote the Bible and not Futurama.
Plastic surgery affects the brain in horrible, horrible ways.
My great grandmother said it was an apple but she wasn’t exactly puritanical. LOL
Santorum was a wimp for distancing himself from this. I have two daughters 21 and 16 and I can tell you it is so difficult to imbue morals in this Godless society. Rick, my man, you either believe what you are selling or you don’t. The joke is the left’s attitude towards sexuality. It has wrought nothing but misery, debauchery and disease.
You note how offended the media is by an Aspirin joke, but not by THIS:
VIDEO: BabyMama w/15 Kids and 3 Baby Daddy’s says– “Somebody Needs to Pay For My Kids!”
http://www.debbieschlussel.com/44619/video-babymama-w-15-kids-someone-has-to-pay-for-my-kids/
OMG! I posted this comment on FR a few hours ago!
With all this recent controversy about “choice” and religious freedom, I wanted to weigh in and share a little “country wisdom” gained from my maternal grandparents. As some of you might know, I spent a lot of my “formative years” under the influence of my European grandparents, and, possibly my uncle Jim. (Although I’m certain that he’d want no credit for my recollections or comments.). Yep, them Danes can be a very practical and down-to-earth folks. Mine were certainly no exception.
Now were told that because of healthcare costs, we taxpayers are responsible for some woman’s birth control weather we have celebrated in the connubial bliss. I can’t help but recall words of wisdom from grandma Asta. Under grandma’s plan, birth control costs nothing. Well, except the price of a little six pill tin of aspirin. Grandma would be seen dispensing these aspirin tablets to susceptible young women with the instructions to place them between their knees and keep them there. For adherence, grandma guaranteed 100% success!
Yeah, I know you don’t believe me. But them ole Danes. They knew! They knew!
I remember that line from fifty years ago.
Why does Obama want a 40% tax on aspirin?
Because it's white, and it works.
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