Posted on 02/03/2012 8:33:30 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Thank you! I’ve been using Tune In radio so didn’t renew this year. I do miss those parodies, though.
Cindie
Sadly Rush is not a warrior against the Sodomite Agenda.
Mark Steyn Monday.
buried in golf now...who ya like sunday ? ( Superbowl )
Good afternoon! Have a good and blessed weekend!:)=^..^=
I don’t like either.
My Skins beat NY so I guess I want them to win. Eli is a good boy too.
Thanks for the heads-up.
I guess Rush will be recovering from the SuperBowl.
Can any of you recommend a good radio program to listen to after Rush? (I can not stomach Hannity any longer)...if you do, can you also send a link, please? Thanks in advance.
Thanks!!!!!
I like Tammy Bruce. She gets started at 1:00 EST if you go to http://www.talkstreamlive.com/ and click on the MP3 and when it starts playing hit he pause. I usually turn Rush off before his infomercials start and turn on Tammy for the next 2 hrs. Although she is a lesbian she is a conservative.
happy friday.....hope your weekend is flawless
I have a 'news' flash for you, there is NOTHING conservative about the 'gay' agenda. God said it is an abomination, and it is from God that our 'rights' of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness are endowed.
WOO HOO!!!
LOL! Let me try!
Although she is a pervert she is a conservative.
Although she is a pedophile she is a conservative.
Although she is a bestial she is a conservative.
Although she is a (incert your abomination here) she is a conservative.
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