Posted on 02/03/2012 8:33:30 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
the GOLF CHANNEL is honoring one of the finest men to ever walk our planet....Byron Nelson
I can check on 24/7 when the show is over.
Congratulations on the job!! I know how you feel - my daughter is a rising 2L (second year law student) and just accepted a summer associate job offer for a summer clerkship. We were so happy because these positions have really shrunk in the past several years and the competition is incredible. She does work very hard, is on law review and totally deserves it, but it is a huge relief!! The 2L summer job often leads to a job offer upon graduation, and the ones who didn’t work 2L summer have an even tougher time.
So Congrats again, good news is great to share.
PS - sorry to be off topic above
- I love Rush but have taken a couple day hiatus since he didn’t seem himself this week. Overall Rush has great insights!!
you kill me
By the way...just pointing out a “Rushizm” he KNEW he only received one iPhone cover... And he still threw away the packing and receipts? Only the 1 percent I suppose....
Ducking and running BUT I trust my Pantene hairspray will deflect any and all cyber items thrown my way.
and we wonder where there are Reggie Love’s.....lmao
Similar to something I heard about putting all your eggs in one basket, the media and Democrats can’t sell on the record, so they’ll have to obscure reality hoping no one notices, why I even seen an article yesterday about how Romney might not be so easy to beat while I was doing a search to compare economic plans.
Lot of time, yet. Interesting, though, that Santorum does best, head to head, don’t you think?
Besides, remember, right now, no one is running negative ads against Bummer.
This guy has a point, but engineers tend to make lousy political leaders.
Ever watch Big Bang Theory? They are physicists but same personality traits. I can say this as PaDad is an engineer.
:) I’m encouraged.
I love the Big Bang Theory. Hubby is a computer guy. A lot of the same personality as what is displayed on Big Bang Theory.
The Hutch is against same sex marriage. Is Rush? I haven’t heard Rush talk about it or do a homosexual update(My Boy Lollipop) in years.
lemme over analyze that and read something into what rush said
is he in talks to buy into the ownership of the patriots?
Yes...Hutch is awesome...but Rush HIRED Elton John for the reception entertainment. My guess EJ prob paid more than Hutch’s minister’s fee.
Irony and sarcasm are truly lost upon PaDad.
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