(Yes, it's Friday and my mind is already on the weekend. lol)
Posted on 02/03/2012 8:33:30 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Did you see this one?
A 2005 Chrysler 300C once leased by President Barack Obama was still in the hands of its owner early Thursday after an eBay auction closed with no bids meeting the minimum asking price — a cool $1 million.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2012/02/02/no-takers-for-obamas-1-million-chrysler/#ixzz1lLTSA3Wr
the moderator is clearly in the tank for Pawlenty
Did (david1313) Axelrod get the ZOT? That must have broken a speed record.
Yes, I saw that. I guess Obama doesn’t have the cachet he used to.
It must smell.
You both have cracked me up.
Couldn’t have happened to a better person.
Must have been a retread.
Speaking of the ‘80s, do any of you ladies remember “Mink Difference” hairspray?
It was the only hairspray I liked, because it really did make your hair feel silky smooth instead of sticky. I think they put real mink oil in it. That’s probably why it didn’t last—the animal rights people had a cow, so to speak.
Sounds exactly like my daughters, Emma.
Yes, funny how your supposed to drive a Volt
Aliens shill for Chevy Volt in Super Bowl ad
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2012/02/02/aliens-shill-for-chevy-volt-in-super-bowl-ad/#ixzz1lLV4JFHn
while a 2005 Chrysler 300C
http://www.edmunds.com/chrysler/300/2005/features-specs.html?style=100378299
Base engine size: 5.7 L
Cylinders: V8
EPA mileage est. (cty/hwy): 15/23 mpg
believe it or not...he is a hard core conservative from N Texas, my ole stompin grounds.....the 1st time he came to pout I engaged him in private...
this time....well......... Zotistan baby !
nope...older, alone and pissed....just poor tactics so SEEEE YAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I bought some COW DIFFERENCE hairspray once
smelled like chicken
ROFL!!
Now, the Skunk Difference hairspray is another matter . . .
It’s apparently still sold at some Wal-Greens.
Anyone got some llort spray?
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