Iran may have killed him themselves, just so they could use his death as a bloody rag to wave at the crowds to incite violence against Israel and the US. He was killed AFTER the new uranium enrichment facility was up and running, so they didn’t need him alive any more. If it had been the US or Israel, he would have been offed long before that time. Afterwards is unnecessary...........
Another natural gas leak tragedy.
Found at the scene:
These days it’s much more likely that the CIA would be helping them build new mosques instead of assasinating them.
If the CIA did it, all power to them. Hope they can hold up and hang together when Duh1 calls them out on the carpet.
Ed McMahon:
It’s time for Karnak the Magnificent. I have in my hand a number of envelopes that have been sealed and sitting in a mayonnaise jar on the front porch of Funk and Wagonal’s since noon-time today. Karnak in his wondrous and mysterious ways will devine the answers to each question before opening the envelopes.
Let’s welcome Karnak:
(music) Howling applause...
Karnak: Enters host area stumbling over the platform on his way to desk.
Ed: Oh are you okay?
Karnak:
Karnak: Thank you. May a diseased camel come a lay a holy relic on the welcome mat of your domestic shrine.
Ed: Guffaw, guffaw, guffaw...
Karnak: Now..., I hold in my hand an envelope with a question for which I will divine the answer without ever having see it in advance.
Ed: Yes, Karnak will devine the answer to this question without ever having see the question.
Karnak: That’s what I just said...
Ed: Guffaw, guffaw, guffaw...
Karnak: I need silence to devine the mysteries of the universe.
Ed: Yes, Karnak needs silence.
Karnak: Glares at Ed.
Karnak continues...
cost of corn meal
cost of water
cost of fabrics
cost of housing
cause of rain at prayer time
cause of cloudy days
cause of non cloudy days
cause of too much heat
cause of too little heat
cause of industrial accidents
cause of no petrol refining stations in Iran
What in part is the CIA responsible for in Iran?
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Alas, where is Karnak when we need him to explain the problems of the world?