Skip to comments.
#OWSPickupLines: What time do you get off not working?
IBD Editorials ^
| October 11, 2011
| Andrew Malcom Political News & Commentary
Posted on 10/11/2011 12:30:20 PM PDT by Kaslin
#OWSPickupLines: What time do you get off not working? 1 Comment
Posted 08:03 AM ET
OK, who said you can't have fun at the expense of annoying protestors from another era exercising their legitimate rights of free speech by exercising your own?
Perhaps only with the spontaneity and immediacy of Twitter and its home-made hashtag labels — as in #OWS for Occupy Wall Street — could the reaction be so instant, funny and political.
The latest craze exploding on Twitter through the night is #OWSPickupLines, which makes fun from the right of the perceived hippie-critical protestors as a major source of laughter for those not participating in the anti-establishment fervor sweeping assorted spots across the country the last few weeks.
Here's a selection of some overnight #OWSPickupLines with a link down below to many others:
@jpodhoretz What time do you get off from not working?
@mdrache Can I have my mom's debit card buy you a drink?
@adamsbaldwin So, do you not work here?
@derekahunter I don't know why I'm here either. We have so much in common!
(Excerpt) Read more at investors.com ...
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: occupywallstreet; ows; owsisajoke
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-43 next last
1
posted on
10/11/2011 12:30:22 PM PDT
by
Kaslin
To: Kaslin
2
posted on
10/11/2011 12:31:44 PM PDT
by
AFreeBird
To: Kaslin
“I want to spend the rest of my life doing nothing with you.”
3
posted on
10/11/2011 12:35:29 PM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: Kaslin
Burger King takes SNAP and EBT Cards.
SWIPE, SWIPE, BABY!!!!
4
posted on
10/11/2011 12:37:25 PM PDT
by
tcrlaf
(Election 2012: THE RAPTURE OF THE DEMOCRATS)
To: Kaslin
Wanna make class warfare with me?
5
posted on
10/11/2011 12:40:46 PM PDT
by
C210N
To: Kaslin; tx_eggman
Is that a one-hit bong in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
6
posted on
10/11/2011 12:40:49 PM PDT
by
SpinnerWebb
(In 2012 you will awaken from your HOPEnosis and have no recollection of this... "Constitution")
To: Kaslin
7
posted on
10/11/2011 12:42:45 PM PDT
by
PoloSec
( Believe how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again for our justification)
To: Kaslin
“I’ll trade you a 40 for some of your Quell.”
8
posted on
10/11/2011 12:43:51 PM PDT
by
JPG
(America is worth saving. All hands on deck!)
To: Kaslin
“It might be the pepper spray talking, but have I told you how hot you look?”
“Go away? Me? Thou doth protest too much!”
9
posted on
10/11/2011 12:44:07 PM PDT
by
GreenAccord
(Bacon Akbar)
To: Kaslin
Does this sleeping bag make me look fat?
-PJ
10
posted on
10/11/2011 12:45:38 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day, Mexican on Cinco de Mayo, and American on Election Day.)
To: Kaslin
My favorite: “@ArsenioOrteza You must be Wall Street, ‘cause I’d sure like to occupy you.”
11
posted on
10/11/2011 12:46:25 PM PDT
by
Lost Highway
(I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me)
To: Kaslin
“hey, baby, want to become part of the 69 percent?”
12
posted on
10/11/2011 12:46:52 PM PDT
by
GreenAccord
(Bacon Akbar)
To: Kaslin
Say, that’s a nice fragrance you’re wearing. What is it? Musk...or ferret?
To: Kaslin
“Hey, Baby. Whadduh you say we hook up and ignore our student loans together?”
14
posted on
10/11/2011 12:49:04 PM PDT
by
Gaffer
To: Kaslin
other than today, do you like being handcuffed?
15
posted on
10/11/2011 12:50:35 PM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
(See ya later, debt inflator ! Gone in 4 (2012))
To: GreenAccord
16
posted on
10/11/2011 12:52:43 PM PDT
by
Lost Highway
(I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me)
To: Kaslin
What’s your sign . . . besides misspelled and nonsensical, that is?
17
posted on
10/11/2011 12:52:43 PM PDT
by
Hunton Peck
(See my FR homepage for a list of businesses that support WI Gov. Scott Walker)
To: Kaslin
Your filthy, trash-strewn corner of the public park or mine?
18
posted on
10/11/2011 12:52:50 PM PDT
by
Apparatchik
(If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
To: GreenAccord
19
posted on
10/11/2011 12:58:15 PM PDT
by
day10
(Integrity has no need of rules.)
To: Kaslin
Is it hot out here from all the fermenting garbage or is it just you and me, baby?
20
posted on
10/11/2011 1:00:31 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Occupy Atlanta General Assembly: We are worthless losers. WE ARE WORTHLESS LOSERS!)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-43 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson