Posted on 09/26/2011 8:09:43 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Larry Flynt offering $1,000,000 for details about sex with Rick Perry.
Disgusting.
Cain, first authentically black president. Saw that one coming! Time for the Sharpton parody song!
Rush: “Mr. President, is it fair that Jewish janitors had to build the Intercontinental Railroad from the 57 states to the country that speaks Austrian?”
Actually, Obama is hosting a townhall on Linked In today.
Just arriving and only for a bit. However, I am catching the “intercontinental RR” conversation. I don’t know much, but I do know that if the RR was proposed in today’s political environment, then the envirowackos’ would shut it down. Same for the hoover dam, the TVA, etc, etc, etc....
Russia Green Lights $65 Billion Siberia-Alaska Rail and Tunnel to Bridge the Bering Strait!
http://inhabitat.com/russia-green-lights-65-billion-siberia-alaska-rail-and-tunnel-to-bridge-the-bering-strait/
Greetings, Rush fans. My local Rush radio affiliate just lost their signal. Does anyone have an online link where I can listen to the show? TIA
Never mind, it’s back now! :-)
DUh-bama is speaking...
BamBam doing his preacher act for the black crowd.... Makes me vomit.
nice tagger
Take off your damned bedroom slippers bump!
Yeah...they aren’t the brightest bulbs.
Rev Jackson wants “direct jobs not just indirect jobs from tax cuts.” WTH is an “indirect job?”
In any case, Rev, your prez told you to shut up and quit complaining.
Thanks!
Was the Kenyan Muslim going to say “Jew Bastards”. Is this what Rush thinks he was going to say?
he sure wanted to go there...Hillary and J Jacksoooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnn did
Yeah, Rev. Just stuff some peas in your pie hole.
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