Posted on 09/26/2011 8:09:43 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Hey! It just so happens that today is Monday, September 266h, NOT 27th!
Ugh, September 26*** Jeezle peete.
Thank me!
Yeah, it’s definitely Monday, though. lol.
Will be listening for the Gary Johnson rebuke!
Happy Monday! Is Rush back today?
We had lunch with a guy from Port St. Lucie yesterday. Of course, I thought of Rush.
Rebuke what? I ask because I’m certain I missed something. :)
That’s cool.
The most excitement I’ve had lately:
I spent all night Saturday night engaged in battle with Paulbots.
:o) Absolutely, it is MOnday.
yeah, but it’s five o clock somewhere
You have my sympathies.
Arguing with a Paulbot = Beating one’s head against a brick wall
Every time I hear about Herman Cain’s 9-9-9 plan, I think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsXAUOBsEVQ
Am I the only one?
Brother Cain has the liberals scared and has conservatives listenin
Good afternoon and megaRushCongratsHermainCaindittos from Biggirl! PING!
Reason because he is a 100% percent or black. Obama is half black, half white.
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