Warning: Herman Cain Needs To Answer His 2004 Support Of ZOT!

[Freeonparade]

When Herman Cain ran for Senate in 2004, he supported zotting trolls - he needs to be called on this

We can't risk another Mikey S.

[justsaynomore]

My pleasure.

They really haven’t ever stopped, we battle them daily on Facebook.

[TruthHound]

[Norm Lenhart]

A reading from the Book of ZOT! It is said brethren that everyone loves a parade. It is also said that everyone loves that which is free (especially in the unemployed era of King Obama the Worst). But never let it be said that everyone loves Freeonparade, the Troll who appeared so suddenly...then POOF!...he was gone. In a two-post fit of twisted fantasy and poorly executed trollcraft, this sudden brother from a Trollian mother quickly found himself adorning the lodge poles of our Kittith kin, who did then take the opportunity to parade his pathetic putrescence 'round the promenade, gently, and with great violence! But know brethren, the laws of physics are perhaps even greater than the laws of the Great Cat himself! And so, raised high upon the Pike of Truth and Merciful Justice, did the high Holy Amperage find it's way to ground. Sadly it's path flowed through the pores of our pitiful protagonist in the process. And there was much rejoicing...with great sorrow! (YEAAAA!!!...sniff!!!...) For that is the way of Valhalla's Chosen. We are a hard people after all, but we are not without sorrow! Oh! And how his bellicose bits and bytes did blow lovingly across the land on a superheated stream of electrons my brethren! A bountiful BBQ of buzzing and burnt brainless cells to behold! But alas, so little Troll remained that Kittith and Chimera alike went hungry that day, for as was his scant wisdom unable to fill our minds, so too was his reduced caloric value able to fill the beckoning bellies of our brave and furry guardians of Divine Justice! In truth bretheren, so little remained of Freeonparade that rather than call upon the Valkeyes to bear his remains off to the fell depths of Trollhenge, the Kittith didith poopith upon him thereith, fairith and squareith! Book of ZOT!: Chapter 10 - Verse 1-7: "As the Troll Burns"

[PA Engineer]

Wow. That is great. Stolen!

[Darksheare]

I think someone *eyes Freeonparade* just volunteered their thread to be the OCTOBER home of the Undead Thread for horrific dimensions of ridicule.

[Old Sarge]

Sounds like a plan to me!

[stephenjohnbanker]

enLIGHTENING..............

[Slings and Arrows]

Location, location, location!

[doggieboy]

Not to me.

[Bikkuri]

[reaganaut]

Thanks for posting that. I didn’t see anything I really disagreed with.

[reaganaut]

Ping to the whole thing.

[TheOldLady]

Cold troll is like cold pizza. You have to at least take the chill off before you can really enjoy it.

[TheOldLady]

Entered into Chief Druid Normie's Readings from the Book of Zot
This Twenty-fifth Day of the Ninth Month
Of the Year of the Viking Kitties
Twenty Hundred Eleven

[SunkenCiv]

Smells like an Arby’s night.

[TheOldLady]

Goodness! Has Arby’s gotten that bad in the years since I ate there? [shocked, SHOCKED!]

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Depends on which one you go to.

The one three blocks from me is horrible. But so is every other eatery in that area.

The one about 12 miles away, which was a favorite place for Friday lunch, is clean, the food is fresh and tasty, and the servers all are polite, cheerful and willing to make up your order the way you like.

Of course, the servers are all over 60 and live in the retirement condos across the street so that may have something to do with it.

[cracker45]

“James Buchanan was actually the worst.”

I have no personal knowledge of his corruption; the other three I do!

JC

[Bikkuri]

;~)




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[muawiyah]

You don't? The guy was terrible. He was the first, last and only President who allowed the nation to prepare to turn itself to CIVIL WAR.

He was at least as stupid as Obama and likely more corrupt.