[kittycatonline.com]

Welll, the wart is gone, right?

[Grizzled Bear]

The wart is gone; so obviously, it worked!

[ransomnote]

Sounds like it worked though, the wart is gone.

As he recovers from his injury, I’m sure the Obama administration would like to start vetting him for a position as an economic adviser....

[boatbums]

Poor guy probably still had to wait another five years for the dermatologist to see him to properly remove the wart. I guess we should expect the same things from Obamney Care.

[jazusamo]

He made the mistake of not stealing a smaller gauge shotgun, but he did get rid of the wart.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Good thing the wart was on his finger! He could have ended up in the Darwin competition.

[exit82]

The only person more dangerous than the one that says “Hold my beer...” is the one that says “Hey, I can do that too!”

from The Noticer, by Andy Andrews

[dennisw]

A security guard came up with a bizarre remedy to remove a wart - he shot off his finger with a shotgun.

Sean Murphy, 38, from Doncaster, had seen his GP repeatedly about the problem and also tried a variety of traditional ointments and creams.

But when the persistent wart refused to disappear, he opted for the firepower of a 12-bore Beretta he claimed he had found under a hedge a few months earlier.

Heavy-handed: Sean Murphy pictured after the accident in which the middle finger of his left hand was blown off by a shotgun

His technique successfully removed the wart - along with most of the middle finger of his left hand.

And the solution also landed Murphy in court this week for illegal possession of a firearm.

After leaving Doncaster Magistrates' Court with a suspended 16-week prison sentence, Murphy said: 'I'm happy with that.

'I know I could have gone to jail for up to 15 years for a firearms offence. My solicitor did a very good job. The best thing is that the wart has gone. It was giving me lot of trouble.'

Warts and all: Murphy's stump can be clearly seen in this image

Murphy was employed as a security officer at Markham Grange Nurseries in Doncaster at the time of the incident in March, but has since lost his job.

He had suffered with the irritating wart on the joint closest to the tip of his middle finger for more than five years.

He said he drank several pints of beer to build up his courage before carrying out the operation outside the caravan where he was living at the time.

He stretched out his left hand, pointing the end of the barrel at an angle to the offending wart, and used his other hand to hold the stock steady and pull the trigger.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003744/Sean-Murphy-blasts-finger-shotgun-trying-remove-WART.html#ixzz1PPCGbhJz

[Signalman]

Just think, after Obamacare goes into effect, we’ll be doing the same thing...because we won’t be able to see a doctor for 6 mos.

[Revolting cat!]

I hate when that happens!

[Gator113]

“.....he told police he found the firearm in a hedge near his work.”

Oh sure, I find many of mine the same way. Don’t forget to look up in the trees too.

[myrabach]

I guess he was lucky it was on his finger...

[SoldierDad]

I guess he’s lucky the wart wasn’t on his head.

[tet68]

He should have asked me for the most simple and
effective wart cure, I learned this from my
grand mother who had not a wart on her ever.

Go to a crossroads, find a small smoothe stone,
bring it back home, in the light of a full moon
rub the wart with the stone enough to make it bleed
on the stone. Now take the stone and wrap it up in a
box with wrapping paper and ribbon like a present,
then take it back to the cross roads and leave it there
when someone comes along and picks up the gayly
wrapped package your wart will go away. Simple huh.

I’ve got a good cure for lock jaw too...

Another unusual fact.
You cannot dig a hole and then put all the dirt back
in the hole, there will always be some left over...
unless you do it by moonlight.
The same thing works with moonshine but there is rarely
any left over...

[Brandonmark]

[phockthis]

sfl

[LibWhacker]

Wart-B-Gone^TM (also removes heads)

[Windflier]

Now watch. A bigger wart will grow back where his finger used to be.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

“Warts and all: Murphy’s stump can be clearly seen in this image....”

Somehow, I could see the phrase “Murphy’s stump” becoming something of a meme.

[ApplegateRanch]

Stump water; dead cat; midnight; full moon; ask Huck Finn & Tom Sawyer.

This guy was just plain nuts; the shotgun never works, no matter how much beer-—it takes at least a fifth of Scotch!