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To: Mount Athos
A security guard came up with a bizarre remedy to remove a wart - he shot off his finger with a shotgun.

Sean Murphy, 38, from Doncaster, had seen his GP repeatedly about the problem and also tried a variety of traditional ointments and creams.

But when the persistent wart refused to disappear, he opted for the firepower of a 12-bore Beretta he claimed he had found under a hedge a few months earlier.

Heavy-handed: Sean Murphy pictured after the accident in which the middle finger of his left hand was blown off by a shotgun

Heavy-handed: Sean Murphy pictured after the accident in which the middle finger of his left hand was blown off by a shotgun

His technique successfully removed the wart - along with most of the middle finger of his left hand.

And the solution also landed Murphy in court this week for illegal possession of a firearm.

After leaving Doncaster Magistrates' Court with a suspended 16-week prison sentence, Murphy said: 'I'm happy with that.

'I know I could have gone to jail for up to 15 years for a firearms offence. My solicitor did a very good job. The best thing is that the wart has gone. It was giving me lot of trouble.'

Heavy-handed: Sean Murphy used a shotgun to remove a wart from the middle finger of his left hand

Warts and all: Murphy's stump can be clearly seen in this image

Murphy was employed as a security officer at Markham Grange Nurseries in Doncaster at the time of the incident in March, but has since lost his job.

He had suffered with the irritating wart on the joint closest to the tip of his middle finger for more than five years.

He said he drank several pints of beer to build up his courage before carrying out the operation outside the caravan where he was living at the time.

He stretched out his left hand, pointing the end of the barrel at an angle to the offending wart, and used his other hand to hold the stock steady and pull the trigger.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003744/Sean-Murphy-blasts-finger-shotgun-trying-remove-WART.html#ixzz1PPCGbhJz

10 posted on 06/15/2011 8:32:51 PM PDT by dennisw (NZT - "works better if you're already smart")
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To: dennisw
"caravan"

That's British for mobile home, y'all.

27 posted on 06/15/2011 8:46:59 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: dennisw
Wow, that dude is 38?

That's a rough-looking 38, and he looks like a walking heart attack to boot.

41 posted on 06/15/2011 10:10:01 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: dennisw
Heavy-handed: Sean Murphy pictured after the accident in which the middle finger of his left hand was blown off by a shotgun

Sorry, guys. When you do something deliberately, it's not an accident.

And no, it wasn't blown off by the shotgun - he blew it off using a shotgun.

44 posted on 06/16/2011 12:23:09 AM PDT by Bob
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