Obama Beats Weiner!

New York Post ^

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Can headline writers win Pulitzers?

[Cobra64]

If it were I...

[Doc Savage]

Weiner gets hot and explodes!

Weiner loses head, explodes!

[AngelesCrestHighway]

If Obama was in Weiners situation he would quite?....

Gee!....thanks Obama for your sage advice. Why in hell don’t you quite for doing a lot worse?....like destroying America?

[rokkitapps]

Obama blows chance at smooth exit of Weiner.

[N. Theknow]

Health Risk!

Weiner is stroke-prone due to Arteriosclerosis, aka hardening of the arteries.

[shiva]

What is this? If the weeny doesn’t resign, he can’t get fired? Why? Someone explain, please.

[nikos1121]

Why can’t Obama be circumcised?

Ans: Cause there’s just no end to that pr*ck

[Pigsley]

A wiener whistle! They are nowhere as cool as the ones I got from the wiener mobile in the late 60’s. Funny, I'd just love to see one of those...Very nostalgic.

[Pigsley]

Yes, the NY Post is a hoot. Kind of a guilty pleasure to get one at the airport when traveling. Not a bad paper and funny headlines and Page 6 to boot.

I heard on a local Phx radio program that a toy company that makes “action figures” has done one of Mr. Weiner.

....Ummmmm...they said it was an “action” figure....So you can just imagine what the “action” is. Oh the humanity!

[Pigsley]

Yes, the NY Post is a hoot. Kind of a guilty pleasure to get one at the airport when traveling. Not a bad paper and funny headlines and Page 6 to boot.

I heard on a local Phx radio program that a toy company that makes “action figures” has done one of Mr. Weiner.

....Ummmmm...they said it was an “action” figure....So you can just imagine what the “action” is. Oh the humanity!

[muir_redwoods]

BTW, someone should let our articulate, uber-genius president know that it would be more grammatical to phrase it as “ if it were me, I would resign”

[PBRSTREETGANG]

They sure do.

[synbad600]

$.50!

I have to pay $1.50 for a daily NY Post, and $2.00 for Sat. and Sun. Plus tax.

[rightistight]

LOL. Love it!

[Colofornian]

I have to pay $1.50 for a daily NY Post, and $2.00 for Sat. and Sun. Plus tax.

Organized crime still has its hand in the met distribution of products -- at least those products which can be more easily monopolized. You're payin' the piece of pie of the piperafia.

[Bed_Zeppelin]

Weinergate: the gift that just keeps on giving!

[Mike-o-Matic]

That's clever, albeit low-hanging fruit.

But next time, I think they should use a

LARGER
TYPEFACE.

[Nachum]

Weiner’s theme song

I`m Too Sexy, Right Said Fred -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk

[Nonstatist]

I like the first line of the article:

Hey Weiner! Pull out!

[d-back]

The best one so far, though June 10 was pretty good, too. The headline writers at the NY Post are on a roll, and for those of you not living in New York, here's a list:

6-14-11: Obama Beats Weiner

6-12-11: Hung Out To Dry

6-10-11: Weiner: I’ll Stick It Out

6-9-11: Huma Pregnant! Pop Goes the Weasel

6-8-11 Fall On Your Sword, Weiner

6-7-11 Naked Truth

6-6-11 Hide The Weiner

6-3-11 Battle of the Bulge: Hard Time!

6-2-11 Weiner Exposed

5-30-11 Weiner Roast