The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The EIB Network ^ | 05/25/2011 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[IMissPresidentReagan]

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[NeoCaveman]

hi

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Pings

[gov_bean_ counter]

In.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Happy Hump Day.

Are you sure today isn’t May 25, 2008?

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I heard on the radio this morning that Rush’s ratings have “tumbled.” How do they measure ratings? Because I listen on 24/7, I wonder if I’m being counted?

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I thought I messed up the date for a second. lol. I wouldn’t want to relive May 2008 for anything...isn’t that the month McLame was crowned as the Republican candidate?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I’m thinking that maybe if it were 2008 we might have a chance to get it right this time.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Hopefully we get it right this time.

According to Meghan McLame, it’s the Tea Party fault that her duddy lot. Even though they didn’t exist at the time, the fact her duddy lost is evidence of how little power the Tea Party has. How does her mind manage such logic?

[gov_bean_ counter]

I think she has a couple of other appendages that prevent blood from getting to her brain.

THEY ARE JUST SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF HER!!!

[Biggirl]

Good morning/afternoon, megaRushREADYToRockAndRolldittos from Biggirl!:)=^..^=

PING!

[Clint N. Suhks]

Moochelle has another bad hair day pings. 0bama blows the toast.

[texas_mrs]

How does her mind manage such logic?

Easy. Ideas ping off the mirrors inside her head until they fall out of her mouth.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Mark Levin in New Sarah Palin Doc

The film's coda is introduced with an on-screen caption that reads, "From here, I can see November." It is here that Mark Levin alludes to Ronald Reagan as a Palin-like insurgent who was also once distrusted by the GOP establishment.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

LMAO. No comment.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

That toast was awwwwwwwwwwwwkward.

And Moochelle always looks like hell.

[Matchett-PI]

bttt

[IMissPresidentReagan]

LOL. That would explain a lot.

[upsdriver]

Good morning!

To Liberal Lurkers: We’re here, we’re clear and when we’re in your f-f-f-f-face.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Did you hear about the Palin movie debuting in Iowa in June?