[Clint N. Suhks]

Moochelle has another bad hair day pings. 0bama blows the toast.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

That toast was awwwwwwwwwwwwkward.

And Moochelle always looks like hell.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I guess there’s a reason the Queen always wears a hat.

When I was downstairs in the caf, CNN was running fawning coverage of O’Bla Bla, with a British-sounding announcer claiming that he’s “enormously popular not only in Europe but in the U.S. as well.”

Au contraire.