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1 posted on 04/19/2011 5:27:28 PM PDT by SJackson
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I understand the consept, but can't imagine how you eat a brick.

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2 posted on 04/19/2011 5:28:52 PM PDT by SJackson (Normal people don't sit cross-legged on the floor and bang on drums, WI State Sen Glenn Grothman (R))
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I thought Matza was a Japanese car.


3 posted on 04/19/2011 5:36:30 PM PDT by Carl LaFong (Experts say experts should be ignored.)
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Lots a a matzah...

LOTSA, LOTSA MATZAH    mp3 sample!
(Passover)
words & music by Peter & Ellen Allard
©1997 80Z Music
from Sing Shalom: Songs for the Jewish Holidays, #PEAJ18CD
www.peterandellen.com

On Pesach we eat matzah
Lotsa, lotsa matzah
It’s yummy in the tummy
Lotsa, lotsa matzah.

On Pesach, we eat chicken
Finger lickin’ chicken
It’s yummy in the tummy
Finger lickin’ chicken
And lotsa, lotsa matzah.

On Pesach, gefilte fish
Smelly in the belly gefilte fish
It’s yummy in the tummy
Smelly in the belly gefilte fish
And finger lickin’ chicken
And lotsa, lotsa matzah.

On Pesach, we eat matzah balls
Rolla rolla rolla matzah balls
It’s yummy in the tummy
Rolla rolla rolla matzah balls
And smelly in the belly gefilte fish
And finger lickin’ chicken
And lotsa, lotsa matzah.

On Pesach, we eat horseradish
Hot hot hot hot horseradish
It’s yummy in the tummy
Hot hot hot hot horseradish
And rolla rolla rolla matzah balls
And smelly in the belly gefilte fish
And finger lickin’ chicken
And lotsa, lotsa matzah.

On Pesach, charoset
Chop chop charoset
It’s yummy in the tummy
Chop chop charoset
And hot hot hot hot horseradish
And rolla rolla rolla matzah balls
And smelly in the belly gefilte fish
And finger lickin’ chicken
And lotsa, lotsa matzah.
PESACH!!!


6 posted on 04/19/2011 5:57:31 PM PDT by ncfool (The new USSA - United Socialist States of AmeriKa. Welcome to Obummers world or Obamaville USSA.)
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Many folks aren't aware that some Christian churches buy small squares of Matza to serve as the Host for their Communion services.

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True story: one Sunday, when I, as a Deacon, had just helped serve the "Bread" to the congregation and, then, from near the altar, joined them in partaking of it -- suddenly, folks' eybrows went up, and they started looking around at their fellow worshipers with surprised and puzzled expressions.

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The Deacons and minister's wives were responsible for purchasing the bread and wine and preparing the trays for service. And...it turns out that that morning, no one had thought to pick up Matza.

So... they sent the pastor's wife to the market on an "emergency Matza mission"... She rushed in, bought a bag of Matza squares and rushed back to the church.

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But she failed to notice that she had picked up onion-flavor matza!

;-)

7 posted on 04/19/2011 6:31:30 PM PDT by TXnMA (America's most Orwellian oxymoronic acronym: "DOJ"...)
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To: SJackson

Matza always seemed like salt-free saltine crackers to me...


10 posted on 04/19/2011 7:32:10 PM PDT by AnalogReigns
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“I don’t know what a Matzo is but I know I don’t want to eat it’s balls”
—Woody Allen


13 posted on 04/19/2011 8:46:02 PM PDT by Artemis Webb (What, if not a bagel and coffee, confirms the existence of a just and loving God?)
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