Liberals Fleeing US to Canada in Droves

ConservativeHQ ^ | 12/17/2010 | Clive Runnels

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Clive Runnels reports from the border on the liberal masses scampering northward.

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer from Newport, CA huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through and Rush annoyed the cows so much that they wouldn't give any milk."

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[April Lexington]

YAYYYYYYYY! Let’s help them! YAYYYYYYYY!

[verity]

LOL

[cranked]

If all those that are bagging arse to Canada are no longer allowed to return to the US, I would be much happier....=.=

[A_Former_Democrat]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[McGavin999]

OMG that is funny

[Texas Eagle]

Waaaaaaait a minute.

My instincts tell me this might be a parody. Satire, even.

But this world is so screwed up that the most ludicrous things are either true or are becoming true before our very eyes.

[April Lexington]

Parody not withstanding... Interesting how alleged Liberals look north to Canada/Yerp rather than south to Mexico (Isn't Spain still in Yerp?)

[EagleUSA]

Yes, the danger to liberal Utopian freedom is intense. These losers might be forced to get a job, pay taxes, obey the law, lose their welfare money, and even say the pledge of allegiance to the flag.

Yes, life could get real dangerous for liberals!!!

[April Lexington]

My instincts tell me this might be a parody. Satire, even.

In normal times... you wold be correct in this assumption. Today, however...

[stefanbatory]

Red Greenfield?

did he have a nephew named Harold and a wife named Bernice?

[reagan_fanatic]

Is there any way we can assist them? Maps with the quickest route possible, free coffee, a lift to the bus station - anything?

[silverleaf]

LOL!!!

[Jim Noble]

Waaaaaaait a minute. My instincts tell me this might be a parody. Satire, even.

It's also really old.

It was posted here hundreds of times in November-December 2000, and a little less (but still dozens of threads) in November-December 2004.

[Army Air Corps]

Beware, another wave of drooling commies from Down South may be on their way to your neck o’ the woods.

[moovova]

Canada can have'em.

I hope the swarm continues...

[RayChuang88]

How about explaining to them Tim Horton’s with its famous coffee, “Tim Bits,” doughnuts and sandwiches? :-)

[Army Air Corps]

This is some funny stuff.

[FlingWingFlyer]

I wish this were true.

[American Constitutionalist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usfiAsWR4qU