Posted on 12/13/2010 8:22:53 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
your finest post ever
just read it aloud to a full romm followed by applause
Came over the radio. Had to come up here to see
if he really said it. To funny.
Better than Jason Campbell.
Our kicker Gano is Gone-o methinks...
Yep, local telephone company just got to about year 2000 by offering WiFi in your house but you have to pay $300 for the box and an extra $80 a month on the phone bill. Plus there is a daily megabyte download/upload limit unless you want to pay
So, I am on dial-up (56K baud) until they join the rest of the modern world and get DSL. I’ll probably be dead before that happens, though.
I think the Eagles would have posted a couple more losses by now if they still had McNabb this season. I’m glad he’s with the Redskins.
Thank you. I’m going to buy a CD. I like it.
I’m old.it’s true.
I still have my crystal radio in fact
Just because we are close to DC does NOT mean we are fans of the Foreskins.
Thanks for clearing that up, I was curious whether it was a media tweek or a real mistake.
How could I doubt Rush? ;o)
Gano got a raw deal. The QB missed catching it. It was all Gano could do to get the ball back. That is why I can never be a skins fan...the team shifts blame. They just got rid of Suissam and he is doing pretty good, comparatively.
The major problem is, every person, coach or player who goes to DC goes through hell, but when they go elsewhere, they do amazingly.
Gano missed two field goals that he shouldn’t have that weren’t high snaps. The last one even though wasn’t his fault was just icing on the cake.
Suissam was canned for the same game breaking reasons. I don’t think Gano will last much longer.
I still don't like noise. I have a programmable shortwave radio
(100-30Mhz) that I've run the audio to the pc, and a real-time
filtering program to minimize noise, when necessary.
Come to think of it, years ago, in college, I bought the next priced tier stereo receiver because it had a high filter.
Yeah, that Rooney is loopy. He seldom makes sense when he speaks. Obama doesn’t like the Steelers and frankly I don’t care if he does. They’re my team and he’s not taking them away from me. Rooney got his appointment to Ireland. Now, on with football.
Obama promised high speed internet!
Me too.
I didn’t believe it untill it was installed and we were back up again and running.
Really is great for the quad son to have broadbrand.
I am wondering if our Amzaon app will download books on tape.
Netflix app doesn’t work but the Logi tech company is working on the blips of this new box.
Having the speech app up and running will be a huge help so I don’t have to read all these posts to him.
The tv screen us mounted on the wall and pivots so he can see all the silly Obama pics ya’ll post but the new font is to small for him to read. Me too!
He loves the streaming video stuff.
U tube plays one after another in auto mode.
The onion show is another favorite.
Lots of interactive stuff to keep him busy and gives me sometime to take a break on our in home bound days.
Computers are a great thing for disabled folks!
He's the second (after OBozo) most unqualified
person in any room / space.
$lick Willy / $HRILLary 'Toon, Is the Third Co-Incompetent .
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