Posted on 12/13/2010 8:22:53 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
That’s what got Tony’s undies in a bunch?
I like the red X better, or on a Mac it’s a blue question mark...
we got a doc...those heart paddle thingies....and unopened briefs and boxers just in case..........
... and as to “dead”......they make Zombie movies don’t they ?
Mannheim Steamroller
It’s that time of the year
I always wondered what it was, and I saw a news clip of his video
cam in which he'd take his stack of stuff, and bang it edge on
the desk so as to square it up, like it is a nervous tick.
Reminds me of a New Radio scene in which John Lovitz
offers to help Maura Tierney with the way her "s" comes
across. Cant' remember the name of the "flaw", but she, like
Rush, was not amused that it was pointed out.
Perhaps he could hire a professional radio guy to teach him the
ropes on keeping noises not intended for broadcast down to a
minimum.
OTOH, I'd just get a mouse pad first to bang or drum on.
I like the noises
poll says......1 to 1 or 50% like the noise
Rush needs to yell more. That way we won’t hear him banging on the desk! ;-)
Didn’t the No Labels caller prove how stupid the whole thing is? His ‘label’ is that he is a No Labels Guy.
On his FB
From Landmark Legal Foundation on ObamaCare
by Mark Levin on Monday, December 13, 2010 at 10:15am
Today Federal District Judge Henry Hudson ruled against the Obama Administration on three essential points involving Obamacare:
1. Individuals who do not actively participate in commerce — that is, who do not voluntarily purchase health insurance — cannot be said to be participating in commerce under the United States Constitution’s Commerce Clause, and there is no Supreme Court precedent providing otherwise;
2. The Necessary and Proper Clause of the Constitution cannot be used as a backdoor means to enforce a statute that is not otherwise constitutional under Congress’s enumerated powers;
and 3. There is a difference between a tax and a penalty, there is much Supreme Court precedent in this regard, and the penalty provision in Obamacare is not a tax but a penalty and, therefore, is unconstitutional for it is applied to individuals who choose not to purchase health care.
Judge Hudson’s ruling against the Obama Administration and for the Commonwealth of Virginia gives hope that the rule of law and the Constitution itself still having meaning. Landmark Legal Foundation has filed several amicus briefs in this case, at the request of the Commonwealth, and will continue to provide support in the likely event the Commonwealth is required to defend this decision in the Fourth Circuit and U.S. Supreme Court. Landmark would also like to congratulate Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli and the excellent lawyers in his office for their superb legal skills.
Landmark President Mark R. Levin declared: “It is a great day for the rule of law and the citizenry. Judge Hudson’s ruling is ironclad, and General Cuccinelli deserves an enormous amount of credit for taking on this mater. We look forward to continuing to work with him.”
Yeah, that's what Rush needs to do. If he did, he could move to the top of talk radio hosts. If only he'd listen to all the advice his listeners, imagine how big he could become!
Some Deadskin fans would be happy to give him back.
My Saints are still looking good.
My lib office mate is the same way. Whenever I try to frame an argument in terms of liberal vs. conservative ideology, she screams, “I HATE labels.”
Then she proceeds to tell me how stupid conservatives are.
ROFL! Oh no he di’int. “Michelle my butt.”
I wondered how I could be forced by the Commerce Clause to partake in commerce if I didn’t want to.
How can Dems find ANY legitimate Constitutional requirement to force me to buy stuff.
Buncha asshats
Did Rush just bleep himself?
He said “Michele my butt” on 24/7.
Uh-oh. Libs will be in a frenzy.
But did it come through on the radio or did he bleep it?
How is Donovan McNabb working out for you?
Dial up? Holy cow!
I really didn’t hear anything; sorry.
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