Reminds me of this...
Have a cigar, Al. You're gonna go far.
Posted on 12/10/2010 6:09:48 PM PST by dynachrome
Unusually cold weather last winter killed Florida's endangered manatees at a record rate, a report said on Friday.
During 2010, a record 699 manatees have died in Florida, according to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission's Research Institute.
Of those, 244 were attributed to cold weather and many of the 271 undetermined deaths were also likely caused by weather. In most years, the leading cause of manatee deaths is from collisions with power boats
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Yawn, useless sacks of blubber!
Park SUV’s
And idle em neAr the shore
This is obviously Bush’s fault due to the way it disproportionately kills endangered species.
Wait for it, wait for it, BP did this! /sarc
Reminds me of this...
Have a cigar, Al. You're gonna go far.
Steaks and burgers, good eats!
I guess in the Northwest Territories the Mounties use them as home plate in cricket matches.
When God wants you dead, he makes you dead. Obviously the manatee is supposed to go extinct and nothing humans can do to stop it. God’s will be done.
Wow, we need to get Al Gore to make a movie or something to expose the awfulness of this situation. He could call it something like “An Inconvenient Cooling”. It would show Manatees in Florida pitifully laying on top of floating ice chunks, etc.
“Unusually cold weather killing Florida’s manatees”
Al gore is dead?
Man Made Global Warming is dead!
There is an upside - those 25 ft killer pythons from the Amazon that are breading like rats through southern Florida and starting to spread - can’t take the cold either.
The cold would be a blessing in that instance. They are becoming a very real danger and it’s near impossible to hunt them to extinction.
So .. heat seeking manatees, after visiting Floriduh, no longer saught heat when the heat went away?
Clearly, this article is a fabrication. Everyone knows that, thanks to global warming, the poor things boiled to death!
that’s what I was thinking. ya’ll stay warm.
narrotor: AND NOW ITS TIME FOR SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY
THE PART OF THE SHOW WHERE LARRY COMES OUT AND SINGS A SILLY SONG
WE JOIN LARRY AS HE FOLLOWS THE TRAGIC SAGA OF BARABRA MANATEE
IN THE DAY TIME DRAMA ENDANGERED LOVE
Larry: Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee)
you are the one for me (one for me, one for me)
sent from up above (up above, up above)
you are the one i love (i love, i love, i love)
Bill: “please dont cry Bar-ba-ra,
your a nice Manatee,
you’ve been so good to me
but i must go into the world and to noble things for the good of all
and you cant come because you dont speak Frrrench
au revoir”
Barbara: “but if you leave Bill
who will take me to the ball?
whoese gonna take me to the ball, Bill?
i have a new dress and shoes
a new manatee lipstick
who will take me to the ball?”
Larry: “i’ll take you to the ball Barbara Manatee!”
Barbara: “please dont go”
Bill: “i must”
Barbara: “dont go!”
Bill: “i must!”
Barbara: “dont!!”
Bill: “must!!”
Barbara: “dont dont!!!!”
Bill: “must must!!!!”
Larry: Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee)
you are the one for me (one for me, one for me)
sent from up above (a manatee from heaven)
you are the one i love
Barabra Manatee (Manatee, Manatee)
i’ll be your mon amie (mon amie, mon amie)
i’ll take you to the ball(to the ball, to the ball)
i hope your not to tall (you might have trouble dancing)
Barbara: “Bill, ive learned French”
Bill: “you have?”
Barbara: “mais, oui. je suis Manatee. See?”
Bill: “oui, oui mon amie
i always knew you could
i really hoped you would
now can we go into the world and do noble things for the good of all?”
Barbara: “yes, but first, will you take me to the ball?
oh, Bill, will you take me to the ball?”
Bill: “...i cant dance”
Barbara: “you cant!?”
Bill: “no”
Barbara: “i must go”
Bill: “please dont go”
Barbara: “i must”
Bill: “dont go!”
Barbara: “i must!”
Bill: “dont!!”
Barbara: “must!!”
Bill: “dont dont!!!!”
Barbara: “must must!!!!”
Larry: Barbara Mantee (Manatee, Manatee)
you are the one...
smash
Bob: “Larry...what are you doing?”
Larry: “just watchin’ a little TV...Bob”
Bob: “well....maybe you should read a book”
Larry: “yah, ok”
Narrotor: THIS HAS BEEN SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY
TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO HEAR BILL SAY
Bill: “oh Bar-ba-ra, ive learned to dance”
Barbara: “oh, Bill”
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