$50,000 reward for infomation leading to the capture of WikiLeaks menace Julian Assange

The Schnitt Show ^ | Dec 1, 2010 | Staff

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Name: Julian Assange

Date of Birth: July 3, 1971

Nationality: Australian

Current Whereabouts: Unknown

TAMPA, FLORIDA (SCHNITTSHOW.COM) NATIONALLY SYNDICATED TALK SHOW HOST, TODD SCHNITT ANNOUNCES $50,000 REWARD FOR CREDIBLE INFORMATION LEADING TO THE APPREHENSION AND ARREST OF JULIAN ASSANGE, FOUNDER OF WIKILEAKS.

FOLLOWING THE ARREST WARRANT FOR ASSANGE SWORN BY SWEDEN ON ALLEGED RAPE CHARGES, THE THIRD MASSIVE PUBLICATION OF HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOCUMENTS STOLEN FROM THE U.S. GOVERNMENT, AND THE ADDITION OF ASSANGE TO INTERPOL’S MOST WANTED LIST, SCHNITT IS PUTTING HIS MONEY WHERE HIS MOUTH IS.

“ASSANGE IS A TERRORIST, AN ENEMY COMBATANT, AND NEEDS TO BE TREATED AS SUCH”, SCHNITT HAS SAID REPEATEDLY ON HIS PROGRAM WHICH AIRS WEEKDAYS FROM 3:00pm-6:00pm EST.

IF YOU HAVE CREDIBLE, ACTIONABLE INFORMATION WHICH WOULD LEAD INTERNATIONAL OR FEDERAL AUTHORITIES TO ASSANGE, LOG ONTO SCHNITTSHOW.COM AND FOLLOW THE PROMPTS.

Deliver all tips to schnittshow@aol.com. All credible information will be handed over to Interpol or other authorities. If your information submitted to The Schnitt Show results in his arrest, you could be eligible for the $50,000 bounty.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I know Schnitt is a blow hard and it's just a stunt but I still think it's neat. He'll be on news programs later.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Last best guess puts Assange somewhere near or in London, England.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Is there a bonus for Assange’s getting kneecapped by Vladimir Putin’s goons?

[alice_in_bubbaland]

He’s also a cheapskate....

[Cheetahcat]

What do you need for the bounty a few fingers?

[himno hero]

Aint enough to do the job.... offer peanuts and get monkeys.

[Cheetahcat]

“Aint enough to do the job.... offer peanuts and get monkeys.”

You are right offer a couple mill and fairy boy will be delivered gift wrapped.

[MHGinTN]

Oh, about a 1/2 cup of brainstem would be good ... for DNA testing to collect the bounty.

[jerry557]

Schnitt is and has always been nothing more than a shock jock.

Last year this clown tried to fry a frozen turkey in a minivan to see what happens and described it while on the radio. It started a fire, and a firefighter got injured from the stunt.

[Cheetahcat]

“Oh, about a 1/2 cup of brainstem would be good ... for DNA testing to collect the bounty.”

LMAO Good one.

[Red_Devil 232]

Boy that is cheep!

[piytar]

SOMEONE IS SPEAKING SERIOUSLY IN ALL CAPS.

I think that I’ve got a headache now...

[mad_as_he$$]

The merc community is all a buzz today that someone is putting $10 million on the dirtbag’s head - dead or alive. 10 mill will bring some of old time worldwide bounty hunters out of retirement. If this happens this dirtbag has got 30 days to live on the outside. $50,000 will only warm the puppies up and they have no track record only luck and guts.

[Red_Devil 232]

Cheap Cheap!

[GatorGirl]

It’s a news release which is always in ALL CAPS :-)

Good play, Schnitt. $50K is a drop in the bucket for the publicity bonanza coming your way!

[MamaDearest]

Ask Soros, he undoubtedly knows a lot more than he’s telling.

[sargon]

Does anyone know Assange’s nationality?

[sargon]

Oh I see, he’s Austrailian. How I wish he was American so he could be hanged for Treason when caught...

[I see my hands]

I'd like the USA to detonate a score of hydrogen bombs, tell the rest of the world to shut up, declare global sovereignty and ownership of the universe, its matter and its energy.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I wonder if Soros would pay a bigger reward to someone who knows where he is and doesn't report it.