Posted on 11/24/2010 8:10:55 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
So, if they never mentioned her they’d be even farther in the tank vs. Fox? Wow.
It is the leaving my house part that bothers me. I have had more than one connection to drunk driving fatalities, so I am rather hypersensitve about it.
and not that of the unborn/extreme sarc
That is a bummer. Unless I hear otherwise, I’ll put you on the ping list automatically.
I didn’t realize the students were coming back so soon. Even if they weren’t here, we townies (as we used to call ourselves) will be celebrating.
Just how do you know people that don’t wear underware? Do they tell you? Did you know that South Korea was attacked by the Norks? Guess the big boobs and undies has got your attention.
I have never posted a thread before, but I will give it try.
Mark might want her.
I hope they are just friends. She needs to stay away from Hollywierd.
I think I saw a thread earlier that he has health problems. Does anyone know what’s wrong with him?
Really? He actually decided to bring up DWTS? He wants to talk about voting irregularities, and turkeys, what about Murky and Alaska? Or Franken and Minnesota.
So glad that the POTUS can attack Bristol. What a jerk.
Very true, and that is the way it is in Europe too.
We are not big drinkers anyway, so mine are rather ambivalent about it too. It is the other kids who are not that concern me.
wom-pa-nog, Rush
That sounds perfect!
True story: back in the late '70s in Alabama a young man, Stewart Hartford, was intrumental in lobbying and getting passed a law which lowered the drinking age to 18. How wonderful things were! (/sarcasm) He died a few years later, killed in an automobile accident caused by a ± 19-year old drunk driver.
The legal drinking age in Alabama now is 21.
“and may they take solace in me and my family and freinds as we take another trip...”
So glad that the POTUS can attack Bristol. What a jerk.
Can you imagine how jealous Obama is that Bristol can go on live television, do something she has never done before, show great improvement, and then be able to speak adlib without coming across as a blathering idiot?
LOL! John Conyers busted reading Playboy on an airplane!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2632514/posts
Oh my! I never knew that. From what I understand, the age limit increase does not stop them anyway.
It was 19 when I was at Auburn. Mr. del still talks about the beer reps coming to his frat with free kegs. Now the frats just make sure they drink off campus.
Well he has already admitted that he does not like to read. So I guess he just looks at the pictures.
Won’t windmills kill more birds than lead?
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