We were warned...
The Book of Invesco
The Sermon on the Mile High Mount
1Then it came to pass in the Land of Entitlement that the Word became Change and the Change became Hope and the Hope became Change You Can Believe In.
2And The Obamessisah went about all fifty-seven states, teaching at their Caucuses and Primaries, healing malaise among the poor in spirit, and preaching the gospel of Progress.
3Then His fame went throughout all the land; and they came to Him all people who were afflicted with Bush Derangement; and those who were hopenitized; moonbats and troofers; and He wooed them.
4Great multitudes followed Him - from Chicago to Jersey, and beyond the Hills of Beverly.
5And seeing the multitudes, He went up on a mountain and stepped into the floodlights where they had built for Him a temple, and His disciples gathered around Him. Then He opened His mouth and taught them, saying:
6”Blessed are the poor,
For theirs is the kingdom of State expropriated wealth.
7Blessed are the jobless,
For the taxpayers shall be their keepers.
8Blessed are those who lost their homes,
For they shall inherit a bailout.
9Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for Change™,
For they shall be filled with a great taxpayer-funded feast.
10Blessed are all who have grievances,
For they shall be compensated through civil rights lawsuits.
11Blessed are the peace protesters,
For theirs is the Progressive World of Next Tuesday™.
12Blessed are those one illness away from disaster,
For they shall obtain free health care.
13Blessed are our homosexual brothers and sisters,
For they shall be married and receive Intensive Family Preservation programs and Family Reunification privileges from the immigration authorities.
14”Blessed are you when Republicans revile and persecute you falsely for My sake. 15Rejoice and be exceedingly glad, for people love me, so when you follow me, the world will love you, also.
16”You are the salt of the earth; but if the salt loses its flavor, it is then good for nothing but to be thrown under the bus.
17”Do not think that I came to shrink the size of government. 18For assuredly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, one dot above an ‘i’ will by no means pass from the law or government till all of my audacious dreams are fulfilled. And then I will build more.
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Well, that made my day.
I’d LOL but it’d be the tinny giggle of aprehension and dread.
>10Blessed are all who have grievances,
>For they shall be compensated through civil rights lawsuits.
What if my grievances include the restrictions of the right for me, a freeman, to be armed?
What if my grievances include that the judicial-system is, due to ‘precedence’ & ‘case-law,’ little more than a game of “Telephone” with my rights?
What if my grievances include the failure of the governments, city, county, state, and federal to abide by the strictures imposed on them by their various Constitutions?
1 When Hussein saw the crowds, he went up to the podium; and after he sat down, his disciples in the press came to him.
2 Then he began to speak, and did teach them, saying:
3 ‘Blessed are the working families, for theirs are the 95% tax cuts.
4 ‘Blessed are those who were ashamed of their country, for they will be comforted.
5 ‘Blessed are the Unions, for they will inherit the earth.
6 ‘Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for stimulus, for they will be filled.
7 ‘Blessed are the tax evaders, for they will receive mercy and a Cabinet position.
8 ‘Blessed are the bleeding of heart, for they will see God.
9 ‘Blessed are the terrorists, for they will be released from Gitmo.
10 ‘Blessed are those who are persecuted for Islam’s sake, for I shall stand with them, should the political winds blow that way.
11 ‘Blessed are you when people revile you and persecute you and utter all kinds of evil against you falsely on my account.
12 'Rejoice and be glad, for your reward is great in Washington, for in the same way those in Talk Radio persecuted the Democrats who were before you.
13 ‘You are the acorns of the earth; but if an acorn has lost its nuts, how can its nuttiness be restored? It is no longer good for anything, but is thrown out and trampled under foot.
14 ‘You are the light of the world. The light of the press cannot be hidden.
15 'No one after lighting a joint puts it under the bushel basket, but instead passes it to their friends, and it gives peace and understanding to all in the house.
16 'In the same way, help my light shine before others, so that they may see my good works and give glory to our Fellow Progressives.
17 ‘Do not think that I have come to abolish the law, the New Deal, or Civil Rights; I have come not to abolish but to fulfil.
18 'For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth pass away, not one letter, not one stroke of a letter, will pass from the law unless I command. I won.
19 'Therefore, whoever breaks one of the least of these regulations, and teaches others to do the same, will be called least in the kingdom of Washington, and he will be assigned a place with the Republicans; but whoever does them and teaches them will be called great in the kingdom of Washington.
20 'For I tell you, unless your righteousness exceeds that of the Reids and Pelosis, you will never enter the kingdom of Washington.
Cheers!