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Santa Fe goat 'Maria' killed in drive-by shooting
AP/YahooNews ^ | 9/16/10

Posted on 09/16/2010 9:01:18 AM PDT by Kartographer

Police in Santa Fe are searching for the suspect or suspects in a drive-by shooting that killed a pet goat.

Santa Fe Police Chief Aric Wheeler says his agency is extremely concerned because the shooting happened in a central city neighborhood. Besides animal cruelty charges, Wheeler tells the Santa Fe New Mexican that the suspect could face felony charges of shooting at an occupied building and negligent firearm use.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: New Mexico
KEYWORDS: banglist
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OH THE HUGE NANNITY! ;-)
1 posted on 09/16/2010 9:01:22 AM PDT by Kartographer
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To: Kartographer

I was thinking cabrito?


2 posted on 09/16/2010 9:04:08 AM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: Kartographer

Drug trafficers. The goat was a mule.


3 posted on 09/16/2010 9:04:32 AM PDT by MARTIAL MONK (I'm waiting for the POP!)
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To: Kartographer

Drive by, eh? Was this goat a member of a Mexican drug cartel?


4 posted on 09/16/2010 9:05:21 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius.)
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To: Kartographer

Clearly a case of getting one’s goat...


5 posted on 09/16/2010 9:05:44 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: Kartographer

How do you solve a problem like Maria?


6 posted on 09/16/2010 9:07:50 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Things will change after the revolution, but not before.)
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To: brytlea
What did the investigative officer say that told everyone that the crime scene was released? Pass the salsa please.
7 posted on 09/16/2010 9:08:34 AM PDT by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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To: Kartographer

Sounds like it could be a domestic violence event. Was the husband a muzzie? Probably an honor killing...


8 posted on 09/16/2010 9:10:21 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; When a wicked man rules, the people groan.)
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To: Kartographer

So little time, so many jokes... ;)


9 posted on 09/16/2010 9:10:36 AM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: Kartographer; Tijeras_Slim

Don't let'em get your goat. RIP Maria.

10 posted on 09/16/2010 9:11:00 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: brytlea

My thought as well.


11 posted on 09/16/2010 9:11:38 AM PDT by Republic of Texas (Socialism Always Fails)
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To: Kartographer

Maria ... I just shot a goat named Maria.


12 posted on 09/16/2010 9:12:26 AM PDT by tumblindice
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To: Republic of Texas
Someone Get Yer Goat?
13 posted on 09/16/2010 9:12:33 AM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: Kartographer
Let me be the first to make a serious comment.

A bud of mine from a previous life ran a goat farm. Until I came for a visit, I'd always thought of goats as miniature cows or slightly smarter sheep.

I came away charmed. Goats are smart and have a lot of personality. He could call them by name and they'd come. I could easily see how someone could make a pet out of a goat, and not just for Muzzie purposes.

14 posted on 09/16/2010 9:14:26 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Kartographer

What an a**hole. There was no cause for that.


15 posted on 09/16/2010 9:18:24 AM PDT by ScottinVA (The West needs to act NOW to aggressively treat its metastasizing islaminoma!)
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To: Liberty Valance; Tijeras_Slim; CedarDave

Do you serve Red or Green chile with goat?


16 posted on 09/16/2010 9:19:49 AM PDT by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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Both.


17 posted on 09/16/2010 9:28:39 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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This is terrible. We must morn.

First we build a funeral pyre.

Then we place Marias body on the pyre for an appropriate amount of time.

Then carefully wrap the body in warm soft tortillas.

Complete the morning period with large quantities of cold beer and a shot or two of tequila.

18 posted on 09/16/2010 9:50:23 AM PDT by IMR 4350
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To: IMR 4350

You are quite right. I will start gathering the Mesquite wood for the pyre.


19 posted on 09/16/2010 9:53:44 AM PDT by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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To: Kartographer

AH yes, Mesquite.

How could I forget.

We must show the proper respect.


20 posted on 09/16/2010 10:02:36 AM PDT by IMR 4350
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