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To: Kartographer
This is terrible. We must morn.

First we build a funeral pyre.

Then we place Marias body on the pyre for an appropriate amount of time.

Then carefully wrap the body in warm soft tortillas.

Complete the morning period with large quantities of cold beer and a shot or two of tequila.

18 posted on 09/16/2010 9:50:23 AM PDT by IMR 4350
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To: IMR 4350

You are quite right. I will start gathering the Mesquite wood for the pyre.


19 posted on 09/16/2010 9:53:44 AM PDT by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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To: IMR 4350

Complete the morning period with large quantities of cold beer and a shot or two of tequila.


Beer and tequila in the morning? Those were the days . . . ;)


21 posted on 09/16/2010 10:07:08 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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