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Kinda cool in a crappy kinda way....
1 posted on 08/07/2010 9:03:23 AM PDT by freebilly
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To: freebilly

Bet the cab of the vehicle smells .... ah! Oh man!

Sometimes we can smell gas inside the vehicle. This could be too much.


2 posted on 08/07/2010 9:05:08 AM PDT by K-oneTexas (I'm not a judge and there ain't enough of me to be a jury. (Zell Miller, A National Party No More))
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They have one set up for NASCAR that’s sponsored by Bush Beans.


3 posted on 08/07/2010 9:07:07 AM PDT by donhunt (Where does this totalitarian ashwipe get off telling me I can't chose for myself?)
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We’ll get Cheryl Crow to drive the first one.After all,she’s *already* using only one piece of TP per “visit”.


4 posted on 08/07/2010 9:07:22 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (''I don't regret setting bombs,I feel we didn't do enough.'' ->Bill Ayers,Hussein's mentor,9/11/01)
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To: freebilly

New! From GM! The Cr@prolet!
The Offalmobile! Not your farter’s Offalmobile!
The BMDungaU
The new Pootiac!


6 posted on 08/07/2010 9:08:39 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: freebilly

So if I’m behind that car, it will be farting in my direction??


8 posted on 08/07/2010 9:10:58 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (What)
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9 posted on 08/07/2010 9:12:21 AM PDT by traumer
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Excrement flushed down the lavatories of just 70 homes is enough to power the car for 10,000 miles - the equivalent of one average motoring year.

Excrement flushed in the course of one day?, fortnight?, month?, year?, decade?, eon?
10 posted on 08/07/2010 9:14:15 AM PDT by posterchild (Endowed by my Creator with certain unalienable rights.)
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To: freebilly

Does this mean I’ll have to install a commode in the driver’s side of the car?


11 posted on 08/07/2010 9:18:11 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: freebilly

...guess we know where the term s**t car came from now


12 posted on 08/07/2010 9:20:48 AM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: freebilly

How fart does the car run on an average dump? Probably about 50 feet.


19 posted on 08/07/2010 9:45:20 AM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Obama makes me miss Jimmah Cahtah!)
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To: freebilly; Slings and Arrows; maggief; martin_fierro; Spotsy; Smartass; Happy2BMe; Allegra; ...

Note:   The new TurdMobile is in no way connected with the Flying Turd.






20 posted on 08/07/2010 9:47:00 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income... Fire the government)
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Gee, that seems a lot cleaner than that nasty old oil.


21 posted on 08/07/2010 10:03:20 AM PDT by jonathonandjennifer
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To: freebilly

Finally an alternate fuel vehicle that the federal government is uniquely qualified to make practical.


23 posted on 08/07/2010 10:06:41 AM PDT by Brilliant
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Incert Obama in tank

Close nozzle

Drive


24 posted on 08/07/2010 10:07:38 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (.Go troops! " Vote out RINOS. They screw you EVERY time" Jim Robinson)
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To: freebilly

Bio-Bug?

I prefer the name “Dung Beetle”


25 posted on 08/07/2010 10:25:19 AM PDT by silverleaf (Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.)
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Refuel at Taco Bell.

28 posted on 08/07/2010 11:52:15 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Pfft. The S@#%mobile has been a Canadian institution for 10 years.
30 posted on 08/07/2010 1:48:11 PM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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Call me when they make one that runs on farts - that would be my ticket to financial freedom......


32 posted on 08/07/2010 6:55:55 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Nope. Not gonna do it.)
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