Dutch police use 'decoy Jews' to stop anti-Semitic attacks ('immigrant' yoots)

telegraph.co.uk ^ | 6/22/2010 | telegraph.co.uk

[April Lexington]

I'm sorry... but there is a Groucho Marx joke in here somewhere!

[VideoDoctor]

What are the qualifications for becoming a decoy Jew?

[mainsail that]

“What are the qualifications for becoming a decoy Jew?”

#1: You’re not a real Jew :)

[C210N]

You have a platoon of armed cohorts ready to pounce on your attackers.

[kbennkc]

Because they have no war on drugs Dutch cops get fun assignments like this .. Man those slivers from ass kickings with the wooden cop shoes must hurt .

[gnarledmaw]

"decoy jews"

I had bought one of the refurbs through Sportsmans Warehouse but the prey track was garbled and the "lifelike action" arm that was supposed to hold the matzos had a wierd jerky action.

As much as I dislike to say this, its probably best to save up and get a new one through Cabelas...

[Eagles6]

'The footage showed young men, often of immigrant origin, shouting and making Nazi salutes at a rabbi when he visited different areas of the Dutch capital."

How much ya wanna bet the perps are Apache or Navajo immigrants to Holland, the Amish will of course be blamed. (Do I really need the /sarc tag?)

[Clintonfatigued]

You can’t make stuff like this up.

[Cindy]

Thanks for the ping Clintonfatigued.

[SuziQ]

This would only be a deterrent if the decoys were able to beat the snot out of the ‘immigrant youts’. The youts might think twice about picking on Jews, because they’d just never know which ones might actually fight back.

[GovernmentShrinker]

The decoys should be well-armed, and have itchy trigger fingers.

[americanophile]

Islam is a miserable xenophobic hate cult, it must be opposed at every turn. Shame on Holland, again, for allowing Jews to be abused - does the world never learn?

[TYVets]

What are the qualifications for becoming a decoy Jew?

The Dutch police would need to answer that question for you. The actions by the police after the decoy is "attacked" would stop those attacks in the future?

A member of the New York City police department told this story ( please note this is a second hand story, I can not confirm its accuracy ).

During the 1960s New York City small shop owners were being subjected to armed robberies, but a pattern developed of then killing the shop owners to get rid of anyone being able to later identify the robbers.

To stop these murders the NYC police began to stake out shops that were frequently robbed. As the story goes the armed robber walks in to rob the small shop, rather than apprehend the robber the staked out police would kill the robber on the spot.

The message was delivered to criminals stop killing witnesses after they were robbed. According to the retired cop it worked.

What actions will the Dutch police take after the decoy is attacked? That may get very interesting.

A footnote:

In the late 1950's a teenager working alone in a gas station just outside a small town in our area was robbed then murdered (no witnesses). No one was ever arrested for this robbery-murder.

[I still care]

“If we receive several reports of street robbery in a certain location, we send out the granny. That soon quietens things down,” said a spokesman.

There is definately an old Monty Python skit in it.

That is probably the funniest line I’ve read in a regular article for the past year.

[I still care]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygy7UDADXDg

I’ve looked for an opportunity to post this.

[Jack Hammer]

You nailed it.

[Oztrich Boy]

You can’t make stuff like this up.

Running of the Jew Festival

[RKBA Democrat]

And the Dutch police are a little less, how shall we say, constrained in how they deal with those they apprehend.

[Renderofveils]

The youts might think twice about picking on Jews, because they’d just never know which ones might actually fight back.

The obligatory pic;