Posted on 05/01/2010 9:09:32 AM PDT by boughtwithaprice
The White House is remaining tight-lipped about President Obama's much-anticipated speech at the annual White House Correspondents Dinner Saturday night at the Washington Hilton. . . .
The guest of honor -- the commander-in-chief -- bears the burden of providing comic relief for the nearly 3,000 guests that fill the ballroom. . . .
He's expected to once again to deliver his remarks with the help of a teleprompter, which he incorporated into the joke at the 2009 fete.
(Excerpt) Read more at whitehouse.blogs.foxnews.com ...
real funny comedian, huh? /s
What more do you want?-he’s provided comic relief for the whole world for the past year and a half....
The only thing “funny” about nobama is how little anyone knows about any aspect of his history. USA the joke’s on you. nobama is such a wonker-loser.
Hey...horrible oil spill, terrible unemployment, huge deficits....let’s throw parties for ourselves. Jerks!
From the speech...
“Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I’d like to take some time to share with you the things I love about America. But seriously, folks...”
Suggested sign for this evening:
If he was a Republican
You’d ask about Vera Baker
Bears the burden of providing comic relief.He’s going to give a speech with out a teleprompter.
He will ridicule the Tea Party, Sarah Palin and Conservatism. It will be his downfall.
They should all be served plates and glasses filled with crude oil.
Bunch of worthless bastards.
Especially Him.
They laughed and played music while the Titanic sank as well.
Zer0 most likely would have been one of the men that dressed up as a woman to get in the lifeboat.
“Bears the burden of providing comic relief.He’s going to give a speech with out a teleprompter.”
actually, the article says he will be using a teleprompter, to be funny :p
why do I have this recurring fantasy that some hacker will hack into Mr. Tele-promter, and see how far the great leader will go before he realizes he’s reading from the lyrics from freebird vice the pre-prepared drivel from his masters
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Is there anyone left who does not want to puke whenever Obaam starts yammering?
No no no... you gotta make him Rickroll if you are gonna hack the TOTUS!
“Government is us!”
(Pause for laughter)
Take my wife ....
I’ve got a great idea for a comedy shtick.
He stands there holding a piece of paper in one hand and a Bic lighter in the other.
Then he says, “Ladies and gentlemen (and prostitutes of the press), I have here a copy of my Real Birth Certificate. Wouldn’t you just like to see it?”
Then he flicks the bic and sets it on fire. Maybe he should wear a fireproof glove for this on his left hand. He stands there with a big grin on his face as it burns to ashes.
Then he concludes, “Ha. Ha. Ha.”
Perhaps he could do this in clown face.
Fox reminds me of the Asspress these days.
Should he even be doing this with the disaster in the Gulf ongoing?
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