real funny comedian, huh? /s
What more do you want?-he’s provided comic relief for the whole world for the past year and a half....
Hey...horrible oil spill, terrible unemployment, huge deficits....let’s throw parties for ourselves. Jerks!
From the speech...
“Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I’d like to take some time to share with you the things I love about America. But seriously, folks...”
Suggested sign for this evening:
If he was a Republican
You’d ask about Vera Baker
Bears the burden of providing comic relief.He’s going to give a speech with out a teleprompter.
They should all be served plates and glasses filled with crude oil.
Bunch of worthless bastards.
Especially Him.
why do I have this recurring fantasy that some hacker will hack into Mr. Tele-promter, and see how far the great leader will go before he realizes he’s reading from the lyrics from freebird vice the pre-prepared drivel from his masters
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Is there anyone left who does not want to puke whenever Obaam starts yammering?
“Government is us!”
(Pause for laughter)
Take my wife ....
I’ve got a great idea for a comedy shtick.
He stands there holding a piece of paper in one hand and a Bic lighter in the other.
Then he says, “Ladies and gentlemen (and prostitutes of the press), I have here a copy of my Real Birth Certificate. Wouldn’t you just like to see it?”
Then he flicks the bic and sets it on fire. Maybe he should wear a fireproof glove for this on his left hand. He stands there with a big grin on his face as it burns to ashes.
Then he concludes, “Ha. Ha. Ha.”
Perhaps he could do this in clown face.
Fox reminds me of the Asspress these days.
Should he even be doing this with the disaster in the Gulf ongoing?
Is he really going to do this with the oil bearing down on the Gulf Coast?
While Louisiana is being decimated with OIL, Zero piddles. Can you imagine what the media would be saying if BUSH was yukking it up while this crisis is ongoing???
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