Posted on 01/14/2010 8:10:24 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
‘April’ gets her ‘news’ from HuffPo!!!
BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
ty ty!
lover her “suffering....”
tears....sniff sniff......us mean folks want the money to go to the ACTUAL victims....not line the pockets of agents of slavery....
Like, like, like...............uh (drool).....like....
what...why...what....why....
The commie movement is full of these sweet Aprils who are commissars-in-training.
Come the revolution, they will be eagerly firing the guns when we're herded into the basements like the tsarist family.
They're more fanatic and radical than their male counterparts.
Leni
:-) Hi eeevil! good to see you!
she listens in the bedroom.....
ROFLLL!!
bet she is a TREAT in the sack!
That is cool to be able to see something on TV and say, “I lived there”.
Summer of 2008 we flew back to New York to see a baseball exhibit at a New York museum. We met up with a guy who used to be a batboy for the Brooklyn Dodgers in the 40’s when my dad was playing. He admired my dad so he met us and took us on a tour of Brooklyn. We went down into the projects that used to be Ebbets Field. We saw where he lived and we actually found the place where my mom and dad lived when he was playing ball.
Very cool. Went to Coney Island to watch a Cyclones game, my dad’s uniform is in the Brooklyn Dodgers HOF at the ballpark. Ate a dog at Nathan’s (not all that impressive, IMHO), and went to an authentic Jewish deli for pastrami on Rye (now THAT was good!)
I really thought I was going to hate NYC but it was a fun 5 days. We stayed at the Roosevelt Hotel downtown and walked down to Times Square, saw Lion King, my wife shopped until she dropped. Good time for all!
HAHAHAHA! GET ‘ER, RUSH!
Only way to make any impression on a lib with this degree of CHARLEY FOXTROT floating around in her skull as an excuse for a thought is.....well, he$$, I can't think of one.
I guess the best way to handle the twit is to very carefully remove the headset and place it gently on the desk.
I can then smile beatifically at the wondrous logic of the exhaust sounds of the endloader out in the construction area.
...in her parent's house.
Hi EC
She has a tramp stamp on her face.
LOL, Rush called her a blockhead, and a closed-minded bigot with tampons in her ears!! BWAAAHAAHAA
“....YOU’RE A BLOCKHEAD!”
oh my.....
my sides hurt....
LOL...she just doesn’t get her news from HuffPo...
No doubt. She is a KosKiddie as well.
Idiot...too savvy in her cadence. Wonder how much she gets per hour for her calls/posts?
LMAO! “Tampons in your ears....” LOL!
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