Posted on 01/14/2010 8:10:24 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
This witch is NOT from Kentucky. She may be in Kentucky, but she is not a Kentuckian.
Give it to her Rush
I’d volunteer, but she isn’t near me.
Brain-dead liberal.
I bet Rush has donated more to Haiti already then her hero Obama ever will.
Poor ‘April’...another pathetic ‘useful public school graduate’...
what a flippant little snot.....
she thinks her snarky attitude can stand up to half of Rush’s brain tied behind his back?
poor thing....
What a stupid caller.
LOL!!!
he answered her— he told her that she and the media fell for Rush’s trap....
Sounds like a brain dead liberal university student.
Hey, guys...maybe she’s still single!
I wonder what ‘April’s’ screen name is over at DU?
No kidding, obviously she has never listened to the program. Hopefully, she will actually learn something from her call but I doubt it.
ROFLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oooh— oooh— I bet she swings MY WAY!
thbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!
har har
This girl is a clone of the libs I talk to everyday...lol, they all sound the same!
Nice to see ya dear.
UPS!!!
hey there!
DummieinDUmmieland?
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