Posted on 12/24/2009 6:41:16 AM PST by Georgia1
Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says," What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"
Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says,” What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.” The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”
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Th’ robot leans in real close an’ says, “So, yo’ varmints still happy yo’ voted fo’ Obama?”
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Pardon me, I speak Jive:
Guy goes into some bar, deres some robot bartender. Ah be baaad... De robot says, What gots’ta ya’ gots’?” De guy says, Martini. Ya’ know?” De robot brin’s back de best martini eva’ and says t’de man, Whats yo’ IQ?” De guy says, 168”. De robot den proceeds t’rap about physics, space ‘esplo’ashun and medical technology. Slap mah fro! De guy leaves, but he be curious, so’s he goes back into de bar. Ah be baaad... De robot bartenda’ says,” What gots’ta ya’ gots’?” De guy says, Martini. Again, de robot makes some great martini, gives it t’de dude and says, Whats yo’ IQ?” De guy says, 100.” De robot den starts t’rap about NASCAR, Budweisa’ and Raz’tus Deere tracto’s. De guy leaves, but finds it real interestin’, so’s he dinks he gots’ta try it one mo’e time. What it is, Mama! He goes back into de bar. Ah be baaad... De robot says, What gots’ta ya’ gots’?” De guy says, Martini, and da damn robot brin’s him anoda’ great martini. Ya’ know? De robot den says, Whats yo’ IQ?” De guy says, Uh, about 50.” De robot leans in real close and says, So, ya’ sucka’s still happy ya’ voted fo’ Obama?”
Guy fer inn á bar, there ‘a vélmenni bartender.
Það vélmenni segir, “Hvað hefur þú?” The strákur segir, “Martini.” The robot koma aftur best Martini alltaf og segir að maðurinn, “What’s your IQ þitt?” The strákur segir, “168”. The vélmenni hagnaði þá að tala um eðlisfræði, rúm kanna og læknisfræðileg tækni.
The strákur leyfi, en hann er forvitinn, svo fer hann aftur inn á bar. The vélmenni bartender segir, “Hvað hefur þú?” The strákur segir, “Martini”. Again, the robot bráðabirgða-a mikill Martini, gefur það til mannsins og segir, “What’s your IQ þitt?” The strákur segir, “100”. The vélmenni þá byrjar að tala um NASCAR, Budweiser og John Deere dráttarvélar.
The strákur leyfi, en finnur það mjög áhugavert, svo heldur hann að hann mun reyna það einu sinni enn. Hann fer aftur inn á bar. The vélmenni segir, “Hvað hefur þú?” The strákur segir, “Martini”, og vélmenni koma honum annar mikill Martini. The vélmenni segir þá, “What’s IQ þitt?” The strákur segir, “Uh, um 50.” The robot leans í raun loka og segir, “Svo þú fólk enn hamingjusamur þú kusu Obama?”
Guy papunta sa isang bar, may isang robot bartender.
Robot Ang nagsasabing, “Ano ang gagawin mo?” Guy Ang nagsasabing, “Martini.” Robot Ang Pinagsasama-back ang pinakamahusay na Martini kailanman at ang sabi sa mga tao, “Ano ang inyong IQ?” Guy Ang nagsasabing, “168”. Ang mga robot at pagkatapos ay nalikom na makipag-usap tungkol sa physics, puwang sa pagsaliksik at medikal na teknolohiya.
Guy Ang mga dahon, ngunit siya ay kakaiba, kaya siya mapupunta pabalik sa bar. Ang mga robot bartender nagsasabing, “Ano ang gagawin mo?” Guy Ang nagsasabing, “Martini”. Muli, ang mga robot ay gumagawa ng isang magandang Martini, nagbibigay ito sa tao at nagsasabing, “Ano ang inyong IQ?” Guy Ang nagsasabing, “100.” Robot Ang pagkatapos ay magsisimula na makipag-usap tungkol sa NASCAR, Budweiser at John Deere tractors.
Guy Ang mga dahon, ngunit hahanap ito tunay kawili-wili, kaya siya thinks siya ay subukin ito ng isa pang oras. Siya ang papunta sa likod ng bar. Robot Ang nagsasabing, “Ano ang gagawin mo?” Guy Ang nagsasabing, “Martini”, at robot ang magbibigay sa kanya ng isa pang malaking Martini. Ang mga robot at pagkatapos ay sinabi, “Ano ang inyong IQ?” Guy Ang nagsasabing, “Uh, tungkol sa 50.” Robot Ang leans sa real close at nagsasabing, “Kaya, ikaw pa rin ang mga tao na masaya ka bumoto para sa Obama?”
Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.
The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says,” What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.” The robot leans in real close, throws the martini in the guy’s face and says, “You idiot Obama voters have destroyed the country!!!!”
This version is also funny:
Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.
The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.” The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says,” What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
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Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.
The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.” The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says,” What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
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