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guy goes iunto a bar, there’dsa 0rbot bartendwr.. TEH REOVOT SAYS, “WhAT WI7L YPOU aHEV????? ” teh guy saYs,, “mratini!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~ ” the orbot brings b4X0r teh best martini 3ver aqnd sasy to the man ,“what’Zy or 1q??!? HAX)R YOUUUUUUU CUZ YOU ARE L4ME!!!!!!!!111~ llol~~~~~~ ” teh guy sayS, “168”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~ the orbot tehn porceeds to talk aboput phys1cs, sapcee eXplroatio|\| and medical t3chnolgo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~ THE GGUY 7EAVEZ, BUYT HE SI CURIOUZ, sO HE GO3S BAX0RI NTO TEH BAR Rrthe oorbot bartendra sayz,” what will ypou ahve!?!??!?!? ” te guy sayz, “/\/\artini”!!!!!!!!!!!!11 again, teh robot amkes a gRate martinI, givEs It to teh maN and says, “what’S yor iq??????????????!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????? ” the guy sayuz, “100 ” rthe fobot thens tArtz t0 talk about nascar, budwies4r and john deere travctro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thde guy leaves, but findz it v4ry intaresting, so he thinkz he will try it One mroe tim3. LOLOLO he goez abXr0 into the bar. oololoololol... the orbto says, “\\\\////\\\\////hat wi7l you have????? come2 my ftp beciuz I will AHCK ” the gyu says, “Martini”, andt hwe orbot brings him aonth3r grate amrtini!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 teh robo tthen ssys, ““what’ yuor 1q!?!???!? ” the fguy asys, “uh, about 50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~ ” th eorbot leans ion real close and sayz, s“0, y0u lamerzs tIll happy u voted fro obam??!?!?!?!? ”a


94 posted on 12/24/2009 7:44:34 AM PST by Chasaway (Tonto: "What do you mean "We", White Man?")
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To: Chasaway

Guy fer inn á bar, there ‘a vélmenni bartender.
Það vélmenni segir, “Hvað hefur þú?” The strákur segir, “Martini.” The robot koma aftur best Martini alltaf og segir að maðurinn, “What’s your IQ þitt?” The strákur segir, “168”. The vélmenni hagnaði þá að tala um eðlisfræði, rúm kanna og læknisfræðileg tækni.

The strákur leyfi, en hann er forvitinn, svo fer hann aftur inn á bar. The vélmenni bartender segir, “Hvað hefur þú?” The strákur segir, “Martini”. Again, the robot bráðabirgða-a mikill Martini, gefur það til mannsins og segir, “What’s your IQ þitt?” The strákur segir, “100”. The vélmenni þá byrjar að tala um NASCAR, Budweiser og John Deere dráttarvélar.

The strákur leyfi, en finnur það mjög áhugavert, svo heldur hann að hann mun reyna það einu sinni enn. Hann fer aftur inn á bar. The vélmenni segir, “Hvað hefur þú?” The strákur segir, “Martini”, og vélmenni koma honum annar mikill Martini. The vélmenni segir þá, “What’s IQ þitt?” The strákur segir, “Uh, um 50.” The robot leans í raun loka og segir, “Svo þú fólk enn hamingjusamur þú kusu Obama?”


96 posted on 12/24/2009 7:47:52 AM PST by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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