Posted on 12/24/2009 6:41:16 AM PST by Georgia1
Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says," What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"
It may not have been in the Functional Spec, but you can clearly see the Use-Case in the Requirements Doc.
Look, I'm not trying to 'ding' ya, I just need it incorporated in the deliverables by the Rev 2.3 drop-dead date, okay? Can you get 'er done?
(PreciousLiberty, you need to make me team lead. See those leadership skills???)
Obama says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." Obama brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168". Obama then proceeds to talk about Obama
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. Obama says," What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, Obama makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." Obama then starts to talk about Obama.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. Obama says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and Obama brings him another great martini. Obama then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." Obama then starts to talk about Obama.
Are we drifting here?
You fail the first rule of software design:
Figure out what you should really do despite the always inadequate spec. ;-)
Just kidding around, Merry Christmas!
(Is it time for a martini yet? lol)
Obama goes into a bar, and everyone leaves.
lol...you have my vote for “winner”!
“Hey, who dropped the card deck?!?”
lay em down and smakum yackum!
Merry Christmas!
OK, say “knock-knock”
Best thread of the year, so far.
But I repeat myself. Sorry for the double post.
Obama goes into a bar, and everyone leaves.
Obama can’t find a bar - they are all closed up!!!
And he needs badly to get out of WH - Michelle driving
him crazy.
A first grade teacher asks all of her students to raise their hands if they love Obama.
One little boy doesn’t raise his hand so the teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you love Obama?”
Johnny answers, “Because I’m a republican.”
The teacher asks him, “Why are you a republican?”
Johnny says, “My dads a republican and my moms a republican, so that makes me a republican.”
So the teacher asks, “What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would that make you.”
Johnny says, “That would make me a democrat and I’d love Obama.”
Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says,” What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors. The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.” The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”
Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says,” What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.” The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”
That ain’t the way I heared it Johnny, The way I heared it
Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.
The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says,” What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.” The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”
The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says," What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"
:’Face is laughing very hard, glad she has no food or beverage at hand:
Yepper. I like it!
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