A first grade teacher asks all of her students to raise their hands if they love Obama.
One little boy doesn’t raise his hand so the teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you love Obama?”
Johnny answers, “Because I’m a republican.”
The teacher asks him, “Why are you a republican?”
Johnny says, “My dads a republican and my moms a republican, so that makes me a republican.”
So the teacher asks, “What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would that make you.”
Johnny says, “That would make me a democrat and I’d love Obama.”