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Avatarocious (Another spectacle hits an iceberg and sinks. )
The Weekly Standard ^ | 28 Dec 2009 | John Podhoretz

Posted on 12/21/2009 1:27:57 PM PST by AreaMan

Avatarocious
Another spectacle hits an iceberg and sinks.


by John Podhoretz
12/28/2009, Volume 015, Issue 15


Avatar
Directed by James Cameron

Avatar, we are told, does things with cameras and computers and actors that have never been done before. Its painstaking combination of real-life action and animation has, we are told, taken cinema to a new level. It cost anywhere from $328 million to $500 million, we are told, and took four years to make. It is a breakthrough, we are told, the boldest step into the future of filmmaking, an unparalleled achievement.

What they didn't tell us is that Avatar is blitheringly stupid; indeed, it's among the dumbest movies I've ever seen. Avatar is an undigested mass of clichés nearly three hours in length taken directly from the revisionist westerns of the 1960s-the ones in which the Indians became the good guys and the Americans the bad guys. Only here the West is a planet called Pandora, the time is the 22nd century rather than the 19th, and the Indians have blue skin and tails, and are 10 feet tall.

An American soldier named Jake Sully (Sam Worthington) is sent to make friends with the blue people. To effect this, scientists download his consciousness into a 10-foot-tall blue body. Jake discovers that the natives are wonderful in every possible way. They are so green it's too bad their skin has to be blue. They're hunters and they kill animals, but after they do so, they cry and say it's sad. Which only demonstrates their superiority. Plus they have (I'm not kidding) fiber-optic cables coming out of their patooties that allow them to plug into animals and control them. Now, that just seems wrong-I mean, why should they get to control the pterodactyls? Why don't the pterodactyls control them? This kind of biped-centrism is just another form of imperialist racism, in my opinion.

Like the Keebler elves, the Blue People all live in a big tree together and they go to church at another big tree, under which (we learn) lives Mother Earth, only since it isn't earth, she isn't called Mother Earth, but the Great Mother or something like that. Meanwhile, back among the humans at their base camp, there's a big fight. The scruffy scientists, led by Sigourney Weaver, want to learn, learn, learn about the wonders of the planet and the people and Mother Earth and the big tree and the pterodactyls. But the scientists work for an evil corporation (natch) and the evil corporation is only there because it wants-you can write the rest; but I will, just for the sake of expedience-to exploit the planet's natural resources. In particular, it wants to exploit a mineral called (again no kidding) unobtainium. And it turns out there's a big deposit of unobtainium under the Keebler Elf Tree. They want the elves to move.

Getting them to move is Jake Sully's job. And he does earn their trust, even though the leader of their tribe says, "His alien scent offends my nose!" (The line is translated from their nonexistent language with subtitles that are designed to look like the men's room signs at an Indian casino.) The Blue People, in particular the contemptuous and lovely Neytiri (Zoe Saldana), show him their wondrous ways. But before he can discuss hiring Allied Van Lines with them, the Evil Corporation intervenes.

It is run by an evil Yuppie, and the Yuppie's security is provided by an evil Marine. And for no good reason other than to get the movie into its second act, they decide to stage a military attack on the Elf Tree, thus blowing the zillions of dollars they sank into the project of making Jake Sully into a Blue Person rather than waiting a couple of weeks.

Oy, the suffering that ensues, all for some lousy unobtainium! Oy, the destruction! You can hear writer-director James Cameron weeping over his special-effects computer as the bad humans he created commit this terrible atrocity against the Blue People who don't exist. As for me, I was reminded of Oscar Wilde's immortal crack about Charles Dickens's tears as he killed off the child heroine of his Old Curiosity Shop: "It would take a heart of stone to read the death of Little Nell without laughing."

The only salvation for Pandora lies with our man Jake Sully turning into the leader of the blue-skinned people, rallying them to the cause of protecting their planet against the Evil Corporation. This, too, is unacceptably paternalistic, in my view; after all, why should giant blue people have to learn these things from a shrimpy white guy who doesn't even have a tail or built-in Skype?

Eventually, it falls to Jake to plug his fiber-optic cables into a plant and ask the Great Mother to do something. And she does. She rallies the pterodactyls, not to mention some rhinoceroses and dogs, to join with an army of blue people to take down the EC. In the end, it's Jake Sully vs. the Evil Marine, who is dressed up to look like (again, not kidding) a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot, one of those ludicrous toys from the late 1960s that gave toys a bad name.

You're going to hear a lot over the next couple of weeks about the movie's politics-about how it's a Green epic about despoiling the environment, and an attack on the war in Iraq, and so on. The conclusion does ask the audience to root for the defeat of American soldiers at the hands of an insurgency. So it is a deep expression of anti-Americanism-kind of.

The thing is, one would be giving James Cameron too much credit to take Avatar-with its mindless worship of a nature-loving tribe and the tribe's adorable pagan rituals, its hatred of the military and American institutions, and the notion that to be human is just way uncool-at all seriously as a political document. It's more interesting as an example of how deeply rooted these standard-issue counterculture clichés in Hollywood have become by now. Cameron has simply used these familiar bromides as shorthand to give his special-effects spectacular some resonance. He wrote it this way not to be controversial, but quite the opposite: He was making something he thought would be most pleasing to the greatest number of people.

Will it be? Aside from the anti-American, anti-human politics, the movie is nearly three hours long, and it doesn't have a single joke in it. There is no question that Avatar is an astonishing piece of work. It is, for about two-thirds of its running time, an animated picture that looks like it's not an animated picture.

On the other hand, who cares? It doesn't count for much that the technical skill on display makes it easier to suspend disbelief and make you think you're watching something take place on a distant planet. Getting audiences to suspend disbelief isn't the hard part; we suspend disbelief all the time. It's how we can see any movie about anything and get involved in the story. The real question is this: If Avatar were drawn like a regular cartoon, or had been made on soundstages with sets and the like, would it be interesting? Would it hold our attention? The answer is, unquestionably no. There's no chance anybody would even have put it into production, no matter that Cameron made the box-office bonanza Titanic. So the question is: Does the technical mastery on display in Avatar outweigh the unbelievably banal and idiotic plot, the excruciating dialogue, the utter lack of any quality resembling a sense of humor? And will all these qualities silence the discomfort coming from that significant segment of the American population that, we know from the box-office receipts for Iraq war movies this decade, doesn't like it when an American soldier is the bad guy?

John Podhoretz, editor of Commentary,is THE WEEKLY STANDARD's movie critic.



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To: AreaMan

Great review. I have not the slightest inclination to see this piece of ****. And I’m an SF fan, too!

But unfortunately, it seems to have done very well at the box office, despite Podhoretz’s sensible take on it.

$77 million for the opening weekend, and that was probably down a bit because of the weather. Not record setting, but pretty certainly well enough to make a good profit. Ugh.

http://www.deadline.com/hollywood/first-word-avatar-midnights-only-3-million-even-with-higher-3d-ticket-prices-hollywood-now-predicting-85m-weekend/


21 posted on 12/21/2009 1:51:23 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: brownsfan

Haven’t seen the movie. I can’t remember where I saw the reference - not original with me - but someone nicknamed the movie Dances with Smurfs. Says it all. Probably spent almost as much time, money and film as Costner did.


22 posted on 12/21/2009 1:52:03 PM PST by RedElement
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To: org.whodat
All art has, and pushes, a world view.

Ignore this at your own (and our collective) peril.

23 posted on 12/21/2009 1:52:10 PM PST by AreaMan
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To: AreaMan

The producer doesn’t want you to think so critically! You’re supposed to sit there and be entertained, while you put your critical thinking on hold and allow the “anti-White” / “America is an imperialist” thoughts to slip into your subconscious.


24 posted on 12/21/2009 1:52:17 PM PST by Leftism is Mentally Deranged
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To: AreaMan

I don’t really care what the symbolism is in this movie - it’s a great movie. Very enjoyable and a monumental achievement in filmmaking. Any movie like this is going to be examined for what analogies it supposedly attempts to make - think of Star Wars and all of the comparisons of the Empire and the Rebels to various political groups. However, taken as what it is - a movie - Avatar is fantastic.

At the end, I made sure to explain to my son that the portion of the movie that dealt with the mother tree/life force was all bogus. My brother did the same with his 9 and 6 year old girls (who also LOVED the movie, by the way).


25 posted on 12/21/2009 1:53:33 PM PST by RightFighter (Sarah Palin - we love you and can't wait to see you again.)
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To: AppyPappy

I’m the same way. I can watch anything without getting too upset about politics.


26 posted on 12/21/2009 1:54:13 PM PST by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: AreaMan

Kind of sounds like Fern Gully for adults to me.


27 posted on 12/21/2009 1:56:02 PM PST by the long march
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To: AreaMan

That’s correct actually. But what do you think one should do in response? Not read Shakespeare because you aren’t a Monarchist and so forth?


28 posted on 12/21/2009 1:56:16 PM PST by Borges
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To: AreaMan

MAN is in the forest...


29 posted on 12/21/2009 1:56:35 PM PST by RobRoy (The US today: Revelation 18:4)
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To: AreaMan

Just one more anti-American Hollywood product I won’t be supporting with my dollars.


30 posted on 12/21/2009 1:58:22 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (Socialism is hip until somebody loses a paycheck)
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To: SeaDragon
Oy, the suffering that ensues, all for some lousy unobtainium!

That unfortunate and deliberate choice of name, will live in infamy!

LOL, ouch.

31 posted on 12/21/2009 1:58:54 PM PST by RikaStrom (Pray for Obama - Psalm 109:8 "Let his days be few; and let another take his place of leadership.")
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To: AreaMan

Oh yeah, that fiber optic hair plug was a laugher, but I really liked those mechs.

I’m hoping they make a Mechwarrior movie, they could base it off of a game or the multitude of novels out there.

I would love to see a movie about Mechwarrior mercenaries hopping from planet to planet getting into and causing wars.


32 posted on 12/21/2009 1:58:54 PM PST by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: cripplecreek
I just finished watching Gran Torino for the first time today.,

That movie was a gem. For every 100 movies that come out of Hollywood, there IMHO is only one worth watching (spending our valuable time) and remembering long after we've seen it (in a good way).

33 posted on 12/21/2009 1:59:03 PM PST by MamaDearest
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To: brownsfan
One reviewer called it "Dances With ThunderSmurfs".

+ + =

34 posted on 12/21/2009 1:59:56 PM PST by Dr. Thorne (Buy Gold and Guns Now!)
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To: AreaMan

LOL, aways has, and always will, that is why they call it fiction.


35 posted on 12/21/2009 2:01:13 PM PST by org.whodat
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To: cripplecreek

Interesting end, huh?


36 posted on 12/21/2009 2:02:06 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (The Second Amendment. Don't MAKE me use it.)
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To: Travis McGee
Showed my four year old grandson the helicopter assault scene from Apocalypse Now during yesterday's snow storm, before the kick off of the Pats game. He picked up his plastic toy soldiers and huddled them in an inverted toy parachute that came with his Apache model as the loud speakers blared the Flight of the Valkyrie. Colonel Kilgore would have cried for joy.

When my grandson is twenty no one will be watching Avatar and Apocalypse Now will still be compelling.

37 posted on 12/21/2009 2:02:06 PM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (The CRU needs adult supervision.)
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To: RightFighter
True, technically it is a marvel and visually stunning but that's not all there is to this movie.

Star Wars had all kinds of hokey new-age/quasi-Buddhist themes but they were not the message of the movie.

In fact most of the sci-fi critics that hated Star Wars was because it was fluff and mindless or a space opera, pretty much that it had no message and was just entertainment.

Yes, all art pushes a world view but this one pushes it HARD and without subtlety. The message is what Mr. Podhoretz and others clearly see on the screen and in the story.

38 posted on 12/21/2009 2:03:30 PM PST by AreaMan
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To: AppyPappy

Actually the liberal guy in my office said the technology was mindblowing, but the story was old and worn. I was pretty surprised he went that way on the story.


39 posted on 12/21/2009 2:05:40 PM PST by RikaStrom (Pray for Obama - Psalm 109:8 "Let his days be few; and let another take his place of leadership.")
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To: AreaMan

“What they didn’t tell us is that Avatar is blitheringly stupid; indeed, it’s among the dumbest movies I’ve ever seen. Avatar is an undigested mass of clichés nearly three hours in length taken directly from the revisionist westerns of the 1960s-the ones in which the Indians became the good guys and the Americans the bad guys. Only here the West is a planet called Pandora, the time is the 22nd century rather than the 19th, and the Indians have blue skin and tails, and are 10 feet tall.”

I’m going to see it for the visuals only, but my God this is the weakest plots I’ve ever seen! And the acting in the trailer would make Jar Jar Binks blush!

And Pandora? What the hell type of amateur sci-fi writer name for a planet is that?


40 posted on 12/21/2009 2:06:05 PM PST by VanDeKoik (Iran doesnt have a 2nd admendment. Ya see how that turned out?)
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