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Elvis Disease: Bill Maher Needs an Intervention
Big Hollywood.com ^ | 11/02/09 | Tim Slagle

Posted on 11/02/2009 1:59:19 PM PST by Reaganesque

A friend of mine once called it Elvis Disease. Occasionally an individual will become so powerful, that he forgets he is mortal. (It’s what happened to Marlon Brando’s character in “Apocalypse Now.“) Because when a human becomes so important that people confuse him with a god, he might start believing it himself.

When Elvis came out of the dressing room for the first time in that sequined white jumpsuit with elephant bells, high collar, and a matching cape, he asked the people he thought were friends, “Ahh , what d’yall think? Ahh picked it for my Hawaii show…”

But everyone lied, and told him that he looked great. He didn’t really have any friends. Just a handful of people making an incredible amount of money working at Elvis Inc. So nobody stood up to him. When a man gets surrounded by a phalanx of assistants, groomers, managers, agents and other members of the entourage whose job it is to tell him how great he is –these things happen.

Michael Jackson suffered from the same affliction. Nobody had the nerve to tell Michael that he shouldn’t be sleeping with little boys, so it continued. If you remember the Martin Bashir documentary, he was very adamant about his proclivities with those beautiful little boys: “Why can’t you share your bed? That’s the most loving thing to do, to share your bed with someone…”

Apparently there was nobody within Michael’s inner circle that had the nerve to explain it to him and risk the unemployment line. There aren’t a lot of openings for jobs that pay six figures changing IV bags and gluing on a prosthetic nose.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: disease; elvis; intervention; maher
I'm not sure that this applies only to comics. It would certainly seem to me to be a common problem for most Hollywood Libs. They talk to and socialize only with people of a like mind. Even being polite to someone who has a differing opinion is unthinkable. Kinda sad, really; but not even slightly surprising.
1 posted on 11/02/2009 1:59:22 PM PST by Reaganesque
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To: Reaganesque

Bill Maher is one of those occasional dog turds in the giant punch bowl of life....


2 posted on 11/02/2009 2:05:41 PM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Reaganesque

Only in Hollywood would Maher be considered as popular as Elvis or Michael Jackson. Few people know who he is, and those few are divided further between those who like him, and the greater number who think he is a nasty man resembling a ferret.


3 posted on 11/02/2009 2:07:10 PM PST by PGR88
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Bill Maher is about as funny as finding pubic hair
on your toothbrush.


4 posted on 11/02/2009 2:09:17 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Reaganesque

Maher seens to be somewhat like Lenny Bruce, that you can push an act only so far. In such cases, his act is real only to the himself.


5 posted on 11/02/2009 2:16:13 PM PST by oyez ( damnant quod non intelligunt)
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To: Reaganesque

I wonder what his ratings are?


6 posted on 11/02/2009 2:17:04 PM PST by Anti-Bubba182
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To: tet68

Maher also suffers from ‘Vanna White disease’. That’s where a person’s head is almost the same width as their shoulders.

What a pathetic little man. I’m sure the hardest work he’s ever done is making a bong out of a beer can.


7 posted on 11/02/2009 2:17:32 PM PST by highnoon (Hey buddy, can you spare a trillion?)
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To: Reaganesque

Bill Maher’s bored with it all delivery masquerading as humor is like the guy who invited everybody over to his house for drinks, then you find out his kid sells vacuum cleaners.


8 posted on 11/02/2009 2:17:55 PM PST by fortunate sun (Newt who?)
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To: Reaganesque

To say that Elvis dressed weird is to say that you know nothing about the 1960s.


9 posted on 11/02/2009 2:18:14 PM PST by Kirkwood
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To: Reaganesque

I doubt the bastard ever had a friend.


10 posted on 11/02/2009 2:18:21 PM PST by ontap
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To: Reaganesque
Because when a human becomes so important that people confuse him with a god, he might start believing it himself.

Consider the fate of one Daniel Dravot.

11 posted on 11/02/2009 2:20:07 PM PST by Ready4Freddy (Everyone knows there's a difference between muslims & terrorists... no one knows what it is, though.)
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To: oyez

I tried to watch this but it was just too tedious.


12 posted on 11/02/2009 2:21:19 PM PST by Kanzan
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To: Reaganesque

Why? I don’t give a damn about Maher.


13 posted on 11/02/2009 2:25:46 PM PST by Paleo Conservative
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To: highnoon

Not guilty.

14 posted on 11/02/2009 2:32:19 PM PST by DogBarkTree (Support Sarah. http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/sarahpalin?ref=nf)
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To: Reaganesque
There's no resemblance whatever between Bill Maher and Elvis Presley. One of them, like it or not, was a one-of-a-kind genius. The other is a small-time jerk who will be forgotten before he's dead.


15 posted on 11/02/2009 2:41:09 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: DogBarkTree

That’s what she looked like close to 30 years ago.


16 posted on 11/02/2009 2:44:49 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: Cicero

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY_tX4N220I


17 posted on 11/02/2009 3:01:33 PM PST by BARLF
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To: highnoon
Except in Maher’s case, his nose is almost the same width as his shoulders. He looks like a cartoon character.

If his show is on hiatus for a couple of months, now would be a good time to lose a couple of pounds (get a nose-job).

18 posted on 11/02/2009 9:48:14 PM PST by tdscpa
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