Posted on 10/09/2009 8:12:12 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Boy, that’s a name from the past
A+Bert still around?
yello
Obama to endorse ABBA ZABBA!
Just remember his name from when I first signed up, than he got banned.
Guess he got loaded then posted. Don’t post when drunk!!!
Look at the bright side of this. The IOC made Obama the laughingstock of the world. The Nobel Prize Committee just did the same thing.
Rush, you have to put a screen capture of that up on your website.
School children need vaccinations for the rabid indoctrination the slavish Obama teachers have been increasingly perpetuating.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He has to give that money to the poor of Detroit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark Levin nominated him. Seriously. And he wrote a great recommendation.
I’m having such fun with this... Michelle Malkin reports that the Twitter site is abuzz with more comedy gold...
#nobelol
Enjoy!
Andrea
Rush is powerless over us. Rush relinquishes his power. lmao
What will we do, what will do, NOOOOOO!!!!!
Any job news?
I should tape a Zero King size wrapper on my bumper and see if anyone “gets it”.
Can someone photoshop Obama’s “O” logo over the “O” in ZERO??? I’d wear it on my bumper...
NOTHING, guess I’ll have to try staffing services, if anyone has work in the Detroit area.
Stinks being a blue collar guy in this area. Well did get my umeployment this week. Made the house payment this morning.
Sorry, too much info.
I’m gullible this morning...is that true?
LOL!
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