Pig flew caller named TYSON??? What happened to the chicken?
Posted on 10/09/2009 8:12:12 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Also Pawlenty Twittered this:
“appropriate response’ to Obama winning the Nobel Prize is to say ‘congratulations”.
1 posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 11:39:36 AM by Ballygrl
Did he use quotes?? Because if he did he may have been sarcastic.
I’m shocked to hear Danforth say this-he’s a RINO like McCain. Good for Danforth
I had to Google that to see if that was real or fake. With Zero, you never know.
PS Obama has done more than enough. I wish he’d just slink away.
What happened in the presser?
Yes, I realize that. However, the reality is that there is alwasy “something special” happening. I’m getting pinked out.
Chad 85 is a rascist. I used to think he had a brain, now I know he is all about identity politics based on race.
NFL 75% Black? That is defacto racism - the white male minority is series underrepresented.
“This is comedy gold. I have posted it at:
http://radiopatriot.blogspot.com/2009/10/obama-wins-all-takes-cake.html
and sent it out to hundreds on my mail list. Keep it going. Rush-worthy material.
The Radio Patriot Andrea
~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~
Andrea,
I would give you the Comedy Gold Peace Prize for your site
but unfortunately, well, a certain someone, you know who, was just awarded the Nobel Comedy Gold Peace Prize.
But congratulations on being second runner up! Gibbs came in #2.
Loved how Rush said “H1N1” just now...so sarcastic. He cracks me up.
WTH does CNN care????? Wouldn’t they be happy if Rush Limbaugh ceased to exist anyway?
Pig flew caller named TYSON??? What happened to the chicken?
General Mills executives hold press conference to announce that they have changed the name of Cheerios to Cheery Obama’s.
Rosie O”Donnell flew!
Brilliant Rush!
Frito - Lay honors Obama by renaming Pork Rinds to Porkulus Rinds.
BTW: Who nominated Obama for the Nobel Peace Prize?
Anybody know?
Did he self nominate?
The First Pear probably wrote in.
BREAKING!!! Obama Awarded Honorary Birth Certificate!.
Kudos to JennysCool
A+Bert?
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