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CONTEST: "Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like...."
Free Republic ^ | Oct 8 2009 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 10/09/2009 6:36:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz

I have decided that the award of the Ignoble Piss Nonprize to Obama for utterly no achievements whatsoever, is worthy of a thread dedicated to mockery of the Norwegian BrainTrust Kids that offered it to him.

The Nobel Committee has decided to COMPLETELY shed themselves of even a SHRED of CREDIBILITY. Leftists are confused, even. Muslims are outraged. Pretty much everyone on the planet is simultaneously saying "WTF??!?", so in response, I want to start a contest: Who can come up with the funniest line finishing this sentence?

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... something even Laz wouldn’t hit.


81 posted on 10/09/2009 6:54:20 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: Lazamataz
Headline: Obama wins Olympic gold in Fencing.


82 posted on 10/09/2009 6:54:53 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Cpl. Dwayne Hicks

LOL.
THE most appropriate comment on the “prize” so far.


83 posted on 10/09/2009 6:54:54 AM PDT by FreeKeys (OF COURSE Democrats steal elections.They BELIEVE in theft and work to institutionalize it EVERYWHERE)
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AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE rewarding a prostitute for on-the-job productivity.


84 posted on 10/09/2009 6:55:26 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE heading to the bathroom,in the middle of the night, barefoot, and stepping in a steaming pile your pit bull just deposited!


85 posted on 10/09/2009 6:56:05 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....awarding Ted Kennedy for sobriety and fidelity.

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....awarding David Letterman for chastity.

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....awarding Roman Polanski for responsibility.

86 posted on 10/09/2009 6:56:08 AM PDT by Harley (Life is Tough, But It's a Lot Tougher When You're a Liberal. Stop Global Whining Now.)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....

Allowing the Taliban to help govern Afghanistan.


87 posted on 10/09/2009 6:57:12 AM PDT by jersey117
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To: Lazamataz
Giving it to Carter for his peace in Iran and the middle east.
Giving it to chamberlain for his peace in Europe.

Giving it to obama for his surrender of Afghanistan/WOT and for his unilateral nuclear disarmament of the US.

88 posted on 10/09/2009 6:57:16 AM PDT by Steve Van Doorn (*in my best Eric cartman voice* 'I love you guys')
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To: Liz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE using a prophillactic and dieing from a S.T.D.


89 posted on 10/09/2009 6:57:36 AM PDT by Broker (Pakikisama)
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To: Lazamataz

A BOzo the clown prize would be more appropriate.

90 posted on 10/09/2009 6:58:09 AM PDT by jetson
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE...awarding the Miss America crown to Photoshop.


91 posted on 10/09/2009 6:58:34 AM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE...naming Michelle Obama to any best dressed list.
92 posted on 10/09/2009 6:58:54 AM PDT by Moonlighter (.)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....trying to polish a turd.

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....peeing on my leg and telling me it’s raining.

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....claiming B.O. was born in Hawaii.


93 posted on 10/09/2009 6:59:24 AM PDT by ironwill (III - Molon Labe)
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To: Lazamataz

It depends on what the meaning of “is” is....


94 posted on 10/09/2009 6:59:34 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: Lazamataz; Deb
... is like naming Michelle Obama to the Top Best Dressed List


95 posted on 10/09/2009 6:59:34 AM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....The Red Cross awarding Dracula a blood drive award.

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....NOW giving David Letterman the Employer of the Year award.

96 posted on 10/09/2009 7:00:01 AM PDT by johncatl (...governs least, governs best.)
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To: Lazamataz
Awarding Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is Like....awarding a best babysitter prize to Roman Polanski.
97 posted on 10/09/2009 7:00:10 AM PDT by missycocopuffs
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To: jersey117

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....

Michele Obama wanting to stand next to Carla Bruni with the same dress on.


98 posted on 10/09/2009 7:00:28 AM PDT by flaglady47 (Socialists are an Obamination)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... giving the dog caretaker of year award to Michael Vick.

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... giving the Shepherd Smith Drama Queen of the Year Award to Brit Hume.

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... giving the Miss Teen USA Crown to Nancy Pelosi.


99 posted on 10/09/2009 7:00:30 AM PDT by abishai
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE....

Recognizing Stalin’s great work fighting against the planet’s over-population by starving-to-death millions of Ukranians.


100 posted on 10/09/2009 7:00:40 AM PDT by Auntie Mame (Fear not tomorrow. God is already there.)
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