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CONTEST: "Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like...."
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| Oct 8 2009
| By Lazamataz
Posted on 10/09/2009 6:36:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz
I have decided that the award of the Ignoble Piss Nonprize to Obama for utterly no achievements whatsoever, is worthy of a thread dedicated to mockery of the Norwegian BrainTrust Kids that offered it to him.
The Nobel Committee has decided to COMPLETELY shed themselves of even a SHRED of CREDIBILITY. Leftists are confused, even. Muslims are outraged. Pretty much everyone on the planet is simultaneously saying "WTF??!?", so in response, I want to start a contest: Who can come up with the funniest line finishing this sentence?
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chat; vanity
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To: Lazamataz
Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like....
giving paris hilton an award for un-touched virgin.
To: Lazamataz
- AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... announcing that Hitler is watercolor artist of the 19th & 20th Centuries.
- AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... awarding Jack Ruby the Mister Congeniality Award.
- AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... giving Charles Manson the Mr. Fuller Brush Man Good Door to Door Salesman Lifetime Achievement Award.
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:06:56 AM PDT
by
Sparko
("Barack Hussein Obama He said Red, Yellow, Black or White All are equal in His sight. Mmm, mmm, mmm")
To: stephenjohnbanker
The Brooklyn ghouls were selling a liver for $100,000.
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:07:18 AM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:11:59 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
To: existtoexcel; stephenjohnbanker; Grampa Dave
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL IS LIKE-winning the lottery without buying a ticket Reminds me of the saying:
Q. What's the difference between Obama and a lottery ticket?
A. Nothing.
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:13:23 AM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
Who is most famous for having accomplished nothing?
1) Obama
2) Paris Hilton
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:15:30 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
To: Lazamataz
OBAMA WINNING NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE-—being kicked in the crotch by a steel-toed boot wrapped in concertina wire “because it feels good”......
To: stephenjohnbanker
I mentioned that they were “compassionate” (/snic).
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:18:38 AM PDT
by
Liz
To: stephenjohnbanker
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:19:45 AM PDT
by
Liz
To: Lazamataz
- AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... announcing that Jack The Ripper is Alltime Ginsu Knife Salesman of the year.
- AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... giving Genghis Khan the Prestigious Dressage Rider for All Time.
- AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... giving Stalin the Lifetime Achievement Award for bringing people to the Siberian Peninsula and Raising the Living Standards of the average Serf.
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:21:55 AM PDT
by
Sparko
("Barack Hussein Obama He said Red, Yellow, Black or White All are equal in His sight. Mmm, mmm, mmm")
To: snarkpup
Like Hillary pictured on the cover of Vanity Fair as one of the sexiest women in Washington D.C.
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:22:37 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(When they come for your guns and ammo, give them the ammo first.)
To: Lazamataz
...is like giving Harry Reid a pack of rubbers.
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:24:50 AM PDT
by
catchem
(Never underestimate the stupidity of the American voter.)
To: Liz
I heard this in the middle of the night on radio...hoped I was dreaming...Someone GOT bribed! It’s the only explanation I can think of.
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:26:40 AM PDT
by
AuntB
(If the TALIBAN grew drugs & burned our land instead of armed Mexican Cartels would anyone notice?)
To: catchem
SNORT. Must not inhale Pepsi and Cheetohs, aaaaargggghhhh.
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:28:22 AM PDT
by
Sparko
("Barack Hussein Obama He said Red, Yellow, Black or White All are equal in His sight. Mmm, mmm, mmm")
To: Lazamataz
....is like giving Harry Reid a pack of rubbers.
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:32:39 AM PDT
by
catchem
(Never underestimate the stupidity of the American voter.)
To: Lazamataz
Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like....
D.A.R.E. giving michael jackson an award.
To: Lazamataz
Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like....
M.A.D.D giving ted kennedy an award.
To: Lazamataz
Awarding the nobel peace prize to obama is like:
1. Giving one to a black panther for not being racist.
2. Giving one to farrakhan for loving whites.
3. Giving one to acorn’s bertha for promoting equality amongst the races.
4. Giving one to letterman for being an angel of love.
5. Giving one to wright for not being white and for being right.
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:35:04 AM PDT
by
Freedom2specul8
(I am Jim Thompson............................Please pray for our troops....)
To: Lazamataz
Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like....
P.E.T.A. giving Ted Nugent an award.
To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
“.........like awarding a writer the Pulitzer before he buys a typewriter.”
Love it!
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posted on
10/09/2009 10:36:45 AM PDT
by
Freedom2specul8
(I am Jim Thompson............................Please pray for our troops....)
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