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CONTEST: "Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like...."
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| Oct 8 2009
| By Lazamataz
Posted on 10/09/2009 6:36:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz
I have decided that the award of the Ignoble Piss Nonprize to Obama for utterly no achievements whatsoever, is worthy of a thread dedicated to mockery of the Norwegian BrainTrust Kids that offered it to him.
The Nobel Committee has decided to COMPLETELY shed themselves of even a SHRED of CREDIBILITY. Leftists are confused, even. Muslims are outraged. Pretty much everyone on the planet is simultaneously saying "WTF??!?", so in response, I want to start a contest: Who can come up with the funniest line finishing this sentence?
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chat; vanity
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To: VastRWCon
121
posted on
10/09/2009 7:06:08 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
To: Lazamataz
the winner is.... BARACK OBAMA!!!!! Can I get a refund or at least a store credit to trade it in on a better model?
To: Lazamataz
THE CONTEST RESULTS!!!
All of your entries have been tabulated, and the winner is....
BARACK OBAMA!!!!
That sure rubs it in.
123
posted on
10/09/2009 7:06:27 AM PDT
by
mountainlion
(concerned conservative.)
To: tillacum
124
posted on
10/09/2009 7:06:36 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....Kanye West Taking the MTV Video Music Award Away from Taylor Swift and Giving It to Beyoncé.
To: mnehring
No, Barack Obama won this contest fair and square. He failed to enter, but we at the committee JUST KNOW that his would have been the funniest! So he WINS!
126
posted on
10/09/2009 7:07:42 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE...giving Glenn Beck validicatorianship to two Ivy League Universities he never attended, an Oscar for a movie he never directed, a Lifetime Achievement Award for a documentary he never made (about the making of the movie he never directed), entrance to the Astronaut Hall of Fame and a Daytime Emmy for "hottest love scene" in a Spanish soap opera he
intended to appear in...and the beat goes on.
Beck is having a must-listen mockfest of this topic today.
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... all wee-wee'd up.
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
Giving Iran nukes in our quest for peace.
129
posted on
10/09/2009 7:09:11 AM PDT
by
Tzimisce
(No thanks. We have enough government already. - The Tick)
To: MrB
Oh, so what did HE do to win the prize? Why, he did the most Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious thing in the world, it is a wonderful thing.. it makes children smile, it makes mothers feel warm, it makes men fall on their knees.. Obama... wait for it... Hoped for Change... oh it gives me warm fuzzy feelings just saying it.
To: Lazamataz
Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like naming Levi Johnston “Father of the Year.”
131
posted on
10/09/2009 7:09:38 AM PDT
by
Sloth
(For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of the International Olympic Committee.)
To: abishai
giving the dog caretaker of year award to Michael Vick ...
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... giving the Presidency of the United States to a cheap Chicago thug.
133
posted on
10/09/2009 7:09:50 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs)
To: Lazamataz
> AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
The AFI deleting their list of 100 greatest films, and declaring the entire “Saw” series to be the best films ever made. Period.
> AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
Giving my dog a driver’s license because he’s proven he can look out of the car window, just like I can.
> AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
Electing a completely inexperienced, incompetent, do-nothing black Senator President because he’s black.
Oh, wait. Sorry. That last one’s already been done.
To: HanneyBean
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
electing Barney Frank as Chairman of the Banking Committee...
Why didn’t they give it to Harry Reid
To: Sloth
Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like naming Levi Johnston “Father of the Year.” Speaking of the bastard, did I just see him on a TV commercial last night?
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.... the last place team always getting the league's sportsmanship trophy.
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE... Coming home from a GREAT convention and making love to your 7 month pregnant honey only to notice 3 days later you suffer a sharp pain and start oozing puss from your PEE PE> Thats a wee Wee folks.
138
posted on
10/09/2009 7:12:58 AM PDT
by
primatreat
(O "wee weed in his pants again" He got no use for HI'NI shots for his Chillen. They no Guinea pigs)
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....giving it to someone for raising taxes.
139
posted on
10/09/2009 7:13:01 AM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
To: MrB
140
posted on
10/09/2009 7:13:05 AM PDT
by
TinCan
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