Posted on 08/25/2009 12:56:37 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
Dean Wormer: "Did you boys see your grade point averages yet?" Hoover: "They're not posted yet, sir." Dean Wormer: "I've seen them. Mr. Kroger, two C's, two D's and an F - that's a 1.2 grade average. Congratulations, Kroger, you're at the top of the Delta pledge class." [Bluto gives Kroger a congratulatory nudge] Dean Wormer: "Mr. Dorfman." Flounder: "Hellooooo." Dean Wormer: "0.2. Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta House - 1.6. Four C's and an F. A fine example you set. Daniel Simpson Day has no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu- [looks up to see that Bluto has stuck pencils up his nose] Mr. Blutarsky. Zero POINT zero." ─ Scene from Animal House (1978)
Wormer was correct. Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. An immeasurable swath of America has not heeded his advice. According to the Centers for Disease Control, 66% of adults over the age of 20 are overweight or obese. That is approximately 140 million adults. Somewhere between 15 and 20 million Americans can be classified as alcoholics.
Me, too. And I only found it funny in a sad way when I first saw it in college, it was a cult fav of my friends who couldn’t believe I hadn’t seen it (or Rocky Horror Picture Show, ugh).
I think her and her parents will meet him at the gate and they will be delievering the news that he “isn’t welcomed into heaven. BYE!”
i’ll settle for skinny drunk and stupid.. i seem to excel at those.
Are you my ex-wife?
OK, you are not my ex-wife, but you described her well.
“..rationalization for government control of our food, alcohol, tobacco, and medicine intake.”
Can’t have you spending your own money on your own stuff...now...think of all the Chillrrrunnn your money could help...if it ONLY was taxed better...and you did’nt waste it on ....any stuff we don’t want you to...
I would like to think that Mary Jo will never catch another glimpse of Teddy. They'll be spending eternity at different addresses.
The oceans aren't rising. America is sinking under the weight of all the fat @$$ed cheese eaters. And the only cure is re-education camps run by Kommandant Ezekiel Emanuel and Obama's Shutzstaffel. When your kids come out of the camps all healthy and fit and range qualified on small arms, the Obamajugend will be drafted into the Amerikorps. How's that hope and change $hit working out for you 65 million idiots that voted for this @$$hole?
It seems the 66% are either overweight or obese, so being "obese" is not being "overweight"
I don’t think it is real cool to make fun of overweight people...
So let's just make fun of the obese ones.
It is, of course, unkind to speak ill of the almost dead, but I’ll grant you- Teddy is the poster child for that description. I see he was the first to come to a lot of FReepers’ minds.
Thank you. I saw it for the first time last week and sat there wondering what the fuss was all about.
The only thing I liked about it was Karen Allen’s cute little naked butt.
I din’t know they made baseball bats a gazillion-to-the-gazillionth-power miles long.
Don't forget everybody's favorite pigboat, Meghan McCain.
The correct answer is ‘D’
All the above
Ya know the older I get the less funny I find “Animal House”.
I was thinking the same thing.
No. You are not as half as funny as you think you are.
This is my Favorite MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!
i have seen it so many times, I know the lines....who was the guy( fat guy) that said, “The Negroes stole our dates” when they were in the blues club? Flounder?
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