Posted on 08/10/2009 8:17:36 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
If I was his mother, I’d kill myself.
ROTFLMAOCAS!!!
Obama Administration:
Home of the Whopper
(A recent Washington Post op-ed by Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Kathleen Sebelius suggests a new motto for the Obama Administration: ‘’Home of the Whopper.’’ The Sebelius piece contains no fewer than 10 health care whoppers, including: Whopper Number 1: Americans are too stupid to buy their own health insurance. (Snip) ‘’and lose their insurance or wake up from surgery with a $10,000 bill because they didn’t read the fine print on their policy.
http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/08/obama_administration_home_of_t.html
Are you a lib yes or no?
Nancy you idiot. You don’t think that YOU and the other Libs have to be held accountable for ANYTHING.
It’s only the Republicans and Conservatives that YOU and the rest of your socialist brethren believe should be held accountable for EVERYTHING!
Including your mistakes.
Nancy you idiot. You don’t think that YOU and the other Libs have to be held accountable for ANYTHING.
It’s only the Republicans and Conservatives that YOU and the rest of your socialist brethren believe should be held accountable for EVERYTHING!
Including your mistakes.
Dang Rush, July was... Bush’s fault.
Poor economy?
I think any and all your temp jobs count toward your unemployment don’t they?
I’ll be down there in a couple days, can’t wait.
Those kitties are not trustworthy at all.
I guess. The payment amount is 80% of what you made.
I bet he never, in his wildest dreams, thought he would be a Hollywood sweetheart just by schtupping the Governor’s daughter.
He’s probably thanking his lucky stars that he didn’t have a condom that one night.
GO WEST!
Klein is a weenie.
Did Rush ever say who it was that would be cought call girling?
Rendell?
re #221....there’s a lot of those stories these days in the world of medicine.
Not that I can recall
Hi.
re: presser, over/under
I’ll take Wednesday, p.m.
Did you read the article last week on money lost due to prez time on the networks?
Someone’s blog had a breakdown of his appearances and stumping vs. other prez as well as his time spent doing it (and not possibly being able to run things in DC), it was mind-blowing.
Have they increased it recently?
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