Posted on 08/10/2009 8:17:36 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Yuck.
howyadoin CC.
Get this... oh brother:
Ode to the ‘purple senator’ —
A Tribute to Lindsey Graham
Washington Times, by Lanny Davis (Yes)
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/aug/10/ode-to-the-purple-senator-lindsey-graham-sc-republ/
FNC Notes Media Obsessing
Over Conservative Protest
Origins, But Not Lib Protests
What to think about this?
Massive layoffs force teachers to re-evaluate careers
Last name is Gladney
Ken Gladney
I thot so too - sstole it off Pookie”s toons this morn
That would be just wonderful!
Collins: Don’t Listen to GOP
fear-mongering on Health Care
Hi, darling.
a true horses head
Clint is swearing again.
Thanks, Clint.
I was planning on going to the UCity McCaskill townhall but it was canceled.
I’m showing up at everything I can get to.
What a coincidence, my friend’s in the other room visiting to go to Sloan-Kettering... she’s from Canada.
...and construction workers, and many other jobs Americans would do...
(With current unemployment rates, it might not be hard to turn public opinion hard against illegal immigration. After all, liberals get laid off too.)
As for AARP, I threw away the first mailing they sent me years ago, and every one since.
Great image.
Better watch Genny around your laptop - http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/07/man_blames_cat/
You’ve GOT to be kidding me...D-lister Kathy Griffin shows up at a red carpet even with Levi Johnston???
A horse’s something. Not head.
Now that I’m going to be here in D.C. longer...I’m going to redouble my efforts to get down to Walter Reed and counter-Freep the Code Pinko’s
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