Posted on 08/10/2009 8:17:36 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Not only did he get treated, I imagine he was treated without “end of life” counseling.
Who knew that while he was fling F-102’s in the Tx ANG he was hatching so many evil schemes.
I went to the unemployment office this morning.
I know....us uncouth citizens having the audacity to question our all knowing congressmen.
I forsee the SEIU paying his medical bills for a while to come yetChicken feed compared to potential punitive damages. Jurors can feel good and righteous about awarding Gladney a staggering sum of SEIU money because everybody knows how rich unions are.
HMO’s are a truly bipartisan effort - that’s why the Dems are trying to demonize em. But the public isn’t buying it as polling data shows more fear the govt than fear insurers.
For the breaks:
Barry, Barry, Quite Contrary
Hello Barry (info@barackobama.com): I want to express my deep disappointment with your continued refusal to address my questions about the new health care reform bill currently being pushed through Congress. A few days ago, I sent you several dozen questions about the bill. You did not answer a single one of them. Instead, you keep sending me form emails. I’ve cut and pasted your last form email below...
http://townhall.com/columnists/MikeAdams/2009/08/10/barry,_barry,_quite_contrary
Washington piles on the spending
Los Angeles - This year, millions of Americans accepted a salary freeze or even a pay cut so they could keep their jobs. They ought to be asking why the federal government isn’t willing to make a similar sacrifice. Even though faced with declining tax receipts and increased borrowing, lawmakers and President Barack Obama have ramped up federal spending — and not just temporary spending.
http://www.hollandsentinel.com/homepage/x1876200581/COLUMN-Washington-piles-on-the-spending
LOL, on the campaign spot/NR
It’s Almost as If They’re Hiding Her
Tina Brown created a stir a few weeks ago when she wrote a column alleging that Hillary Clinton had been “invisible” in the position of secretary of state, declaring, “It’s time for Barack Obama to let Hillary Clinton take off her burqa.”
Unfair and inaccurate, the Obama camp and the Hillary camp charged. She’s constantly doing important work on the foreign-policy front. And we weren’t supposed to read anything into the fact that her husband handled the most sensitive and important diplomatic mission of this young presidency.
And now, this week, both the president and the secretary of state are on important, critical missions beyond our borders.
President Obama heads to Guadalajara, Mexico, to meet with the heads of state of Mexico and Canada for a summit that will focus heavily on the swine-flu virus and “an expected new wave of cases during North America’s upcoming flu season,” along with drug-cartel violence on the U.S.-Mexican border, mitigating Canadian anger over “buy American” provisions, and immigration.
Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton heads to Luanda.
That’s in Angola, where as part of her seven-nation trip through Africa, she “will emphasize Africa as a place of opportunity, built on an ethic of responsibility.”
Obama’s Health Care Will Make It Worse
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2009/08/10/obamas_health_care_will_make_it_worse.html
Illusions and
Delusions About the Uninsured
http://spectator.org/archives/2009/08/10/illusions-and-delusions-about
The Grand Tour
http://spectator.org/archives/2009/08/10/the-grand-tour
The Dems and some RINO’s are acting more and more like the British back around the 1773-76 time frame in how they view and treat the rest of us.
A cougar and a useful tool
Did everything go okay? Hubby hated going there - always a fight he said between someone and the workers.
Notice that the Baucus Bill is being worked on in secret - Transparency!
They took 6 of us in a room and explained everything. All done in an hour.
A tale of two professors and Sarah Palin
IT’S NONE OF THEIR D*MNED BUSINESS!
DO THEY DO THE JOB?
DO THEY KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT IT?
WHERE ARE THE LAWYERS?
Depends on the jury pool, but I’d say this man has had all sorts of damage from emotional distress, to all the punis attached.
Hi, Son.
Hi, Son.
Klein insists ‘telephone town hall’ isn’t wimpy
(Gp Allen West)
I’m on hold. ;-)
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