Posted on 07/31/2009 6:09:16 AM PDT by pissant
Never underestimate the ability of a tiny fringe group of losers to ruin everything.
For the last couple of weeks, we've all been laughing heartily at the wacky antics of the "birthers" -- the far-right goofballs who claim Barack Obama wasn't really born in Hawaii and therefore the job of president goes to the runner-up, former Miss California Carrie Prejean.
Also, when Obama was sworn in as president, he forgot to give his answer in the form of a question.
And yet, every week, the chorus of conservatives demanding to see his birth certificate grows. It's like they're the Cambridge police, Obama's in his house -- the White House -- and they need to see some ID.
And there's nothing anyone can do to convince these folks. You could hand them, in person, the original birth certificate and have a video of Obama emerging from the womb with Don Ho singing in the background ... and they still wouldn't believe it.
Which raises the question: Why, in this country, is it always the religious right that won't take anything on faith?
So far, the reaction from Democrats is to laugh this off, and I understand why. If you seriously believe that President Obama is an African sleeper spy, get out of your chat room and have your house tested for lead.
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BEFORE THEY CAN LEGALLY RUN FOR PRESIDENT!!!
Oh no, a panicky Mr. Bill dehumanizes "birthers" but at least he is now admitting Obama never released his birth certificate. Previously Maher misled his audience by claiming Obama had fully disclosed his documents like all previous presidents and candidates.
My thoughts exactly... His humor seems strained, and not entirely genuine...but that just may be Maher. Still, I see cracks behind his wisecracks...a bit like whenever he talks scoffingly about God.
Look at this, "You could hand them, in person, the original birth certificate..." That's interesting--as he didn't repeat the false mainstream mantra that the original was produced long ago...
Also this sentence, which is weird for Maher: "Why, in this country, is it always the religious right that won't take anything on faith?"
I thought Maher didn't take a THING on faith (except that to take anything on faith is evil), but apparently he does--as he says here, that is that Obama is natural born.
“Tiny fringe groups of losers...” AHA, like environmentalists, “Save the Whales” nuts, the “transgendered”, global warming frauds, tree-huggers, PETA, NOW, uh, shall we continue??
LOL We need that on hats shirts and bumper stickers for the next tea party
Hey billyboy, why not find out how we would react by actually releasing the long form original birth certificate, after all it wil only cost about 15 dollars, Simple, easy, no problem. But bambi won’t do it and that is what is keeping this alive.
Bill is right. The anti Bush crowd eventually turned the nation and now the "Show us the BC" crowd will do the same.
“Bill suffers from a form of brain damage found in gay men who have damaged skulls caused by the constant pounding it takes”
I hate to tell you this because it makes my skin crawl, but it is rumored that Ann Coulter and Bill Maher had relations.
Yuck, I know.
Oddly, I agree with Bill Maher on this one. I too feel that Carrie Prejean would make a much better President than Obama (or Biden).
That said, what gives with the BC Deniers??? If we are all kooks, nutz, misguided, cranks, why do multiple Leftie writers, bloggers and Obama apologists feel the ‘need’ to address us? Just let us wither on the vine would be the realistic approach. But, IMO...using my ‘mom skills’ they know something isn’t right about the Messiah. They don’t want to face that...so they must go into ‘defense mode.’ When you are on target, you draw alot of flak...
Bill Maher is a turd.....
” You could hand them, in person, the original birth certificate “
I’m just saying.., You could. In theory one could hand them the original birth certificate. Not in reality, but hypothetically someone could do that.
The closest Bill’s come to funny in a while.
Show us the vault copy of his birth certificate and we’ll stop.
Sure there is. Let's see it.
One of the first guys to make a great public fuss about this was a Democrat lawyer from Pennsylvania.
Does this not resemble Kerry's revealing his full military records? Are you not still waiting for this to happen?
Why did Obama hide all his University transcripts and pertinent data? The MSM press can paint this matter in any way that they want it's still not coming up smelling good. Look where I'm from. I'm certainly not a right wing nut that they are so pleased to describe. However, from where I'm sitting the only guy that ever asked this President a hard question was someone called Joe the Plumber. This to me describes the pathetic state of the MSM and the rest of the American media.
” Why, in this country, is it always the religious right that won’t take anything on faith “
” Obama’s in his house “
Seriously, I thank the Lord for idiots like maher coming to the left’s defense on this issue.
These comments are drenched with condescension and I’m sure they sway people in the opposite direction that he intends.
Plus their arrogant and condescending tone accurately represent the guy he’s defending.
You know what to do.
“Religious Right” is just the worst boogie man he could think of. I just had to show my employer a my birth certificate. Homeland security requirement. Only job in the country that doesn’t require this is POTUS.
Bill Maher, your problem is you can’t ever be serious. You simply cannot discuss anything without running back every few seconds to hide behind sarcasm or ridicule.
You are not capable of sincerity.
“Why, in this country, is it always the religious right that won’t take anything on faith?”
Maher, you just slipped up buddy. So eager to get in a slap at “the religious right,” you overlooked the fact that your comment is directly contradictory to your thesis.
You say birthers are nuts, loony, etc. But the above quote reveals that you in fact believe their position regarding Obama’s alleged and hidden birth certificate results from a lack of faith, not insanity.
Thanks for proving you (and all the rest of the lunatic anti-birthers) don’t really think this is a test of sanity but a test of faith in Obama. You have hereby forfeited your right to comment further on it.
Same to the rest of you.
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