http://www.thestar.com/article/669763
Posted on 07/22/2009 7:46:22 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Matt plays golf, Seacrest crochet’s
so Matt by a nine iron over Ryan and 9 inch needles
The ones recording this said it would be taken to court. Have you heard anything regarding that?
Rush ... Rassmussen finds most Americans find today’s News Anchors pale in comparison to late great Uncle Walter.
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/lifestyle/people/july_2009/cronkite_far_better_liked_than_current_crew_of_tv_anchors
I hadn’t old anyone but RWI, Fuddy. Thanks for the prayers.
Thanks! That is better.
Like I said yesterday, the Rent-A-Mobs will inundate the local offices of the Congresscritters during the break. Media will dutifully report these protests and Critters will return to DC, vote it in, all the while saying, “The people have spoken.”
Thanks, my friend.
I know. :)
Dang, I had to step away for a moment and it sounds like I missed something great.
Hang in there ... You can do it!
Thanks, bob. Very much.
I will, sono.
You are in my thoughts and prayers! I’m sorry to hear this news.
Just caught up on the thread. You’re in my thoughts, FRiend.
Thanks so much.
Heck, sono, I find today’s anchors even pale in comparison to Pat Paulsen!
The “greek columns” again. LOL.
Here’s Rush’s comments about that from his show yesterday...
“President Obama said, ‘This is not about me.’ This is not about me? This is the man who gave his acceptance speech at the Democrat National Convention in front of some foam Greek columns!”
Lurking and working my tail off so others don’t have to bump.
http://www.thestar.com/article/669763
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