Posted on 07/22/2009 7:46:22 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Prayers!
Happy birthday one week in advance and many, many, many more! :-)
Seminar caller alert!
Imagine Lou Dobbs as a South Park character?
That too.
Darn. I have the ditto cam muted because my hubby (the great GOP_Harley_Guy is on the phone.
I love the speeded up sound bites. It made me laugh out loud earlier.
GOD LOVE’S YOU!!!!!!!!!
And so do we, FRiend
Prayer’s up....and on going..
The auditing will simply speed up the process.
Yeah ;-)
Happy Birthday RIM!
ritm, I don’t get to this thread faithfully each day — so I had no idea. Will keep you in my prayers!!
“I’m counting on those prayers!”
Add one more.
He was an old dude saying that he understood the need to save time by speeding up the audio, but he couldn’t hear what was being said.
Rush told him, “OK, since you are having a hard time, I’ll speed it up even more!”
holy crap....what an eyeopener video
thanks
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
The fact that no congress member is willing to submit to this death-care debacle tells me everything I need to know. Who is for it and who is against it is irrelevant. That NOT ONE is willing to accept it for themselves says it all.
The one thing I have learned by posting the Sean Hannity thread is that some days, it can REALLY busy with up to 100 or more posts, and some days, like summertime Fridays, be close to only 10-15 posts, or close to being a dead thread, even with the PINGS. The ups and downs of that thread.
Ohhhh, Rush saying we are being “uppity” if we disagree. Interesting choice of words, sure to bring media attention to Rush’s comments.
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