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Hey great idea! To get elected all we've got to do is...
Posted on 07/06/2009 9:07:41 PM PDT by Jim Robinson
...be more like them. All we've got to do is implement universal health care, sign on to global warming, sign all the international treaties we can, give amnesty to the illegals, give up on abortion, give up to gay rights, go along with the tax hikes on the wealthy, go along with taking over industry after industry, control the greedy CEO compensation plans, shut down our defense systems, scrap our nuclear weapons programs, scrap our navy, shut down the car companies, develop rapid transit, shut down the coal industry, switch to green power, etc, etc, etc. Oh yeah, support the commies in Cuba, Venezuela and Honduras and the Mullahs in Iran... and wipe Israel off the planet.
Oops, we're going to be in a war with Russia soon. Only this time they'll be the defending capitalists.
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To: Jim Robinson
Time is coming that the Military won't bother to pick up the phone,Jim.
Dilemmas are solvable.
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posted on
07/06/2009 11:10:35 PM PDT
by
BIGLOOK
(Government needs a Keelhauling now and then.)
To: Jim Robinson
Go Mitt!!!
my first attempt at trolling ha
Ok you can zot me now :-)
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posted on
07/06/2009 11:15:49 PM PDT
by
Steve Van Doorn
(*in my best Eric cartman voice* 'I love you guys')
To: Jim Robinson
"Oops, we're going to be in a war with Russia soon. Only this time they'll be the defending capitalists."
If you include the Chinese in that statement it won't be just ironic hyperbole.
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posted on
07/06/2009 11:16:21 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: Jim Robinson
To: HiTech RedNeck
...you have to pooh pooh the "normal" family as so yesterday."So Yesterday" sounds so teenaged, doesn't it? You know what I mean. All of a sudden they have keyed in on the "truth of life" while their parents live in the Dark Ages.
Annoying? Yes, but not nearly so much as hearing the same kind of nonsense from those past their teens.
Due to brainwashing by liberal teachers, they are totally ignorant of the many values which has made their country the greatest on earth.
To some of you young people: Don't dare call your sensible parents "old-fashioned". They know much more than you do.
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posted on
07/06/2009 11:57:21 PM PDT
by
IIntense
To: Brad's Gramma
We will try it again tomorrow!
66
posted on
07/07/2009 12:05:53 AM PDT
by
ErnstStavroBlofeld
(A leader does not deserve the name unless he is willing occasionally to stand alone-Henry Kissinger)
To: Jim Robinson
Soup lines ought to do it. Thats where Obummers taking us. I wonder how far we are from that? A starving population rarely revolts for some odd reason.
We need an emotional message to end the governments social programs. Something on the lines of a screen shot of a tanned, fat old golfer and a starving child. "The government is taking food out of this child's mouth to support his retirement."
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posted on
07/07/2009 6:01:14 AM PDT
by
LeGrande
(I once heard a smart man say that you canÂ’t reason someone out of something that they didnÂ’t reaso)
To: Jim Robinson
The liberal plan coming soon.
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posted on
07/07/2009 6:04:55 AM PDT
by
Big Horn
(Rebuild the GOP to a conservative party)
To: Jim Robinson
Never let a crisis go to waste!
There will never be a better one than there is NOW!
69
posted on
07/07/2009 6:11:42 AM PDT
by
LADY J
(I)
To: HiTech RedNeck
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posted on
07/07/2009 6:15:09 AM PDT
by
uptoolate
(Repent America and turn from your wicked ways.)
To: Brad's Gramma; Jim Robinson; Rennes Templar; LexBaird; lowbridge; trooprally; Larry Lucido; ...
WE'RE
Jim has drunk the Kool-Aid!
OK, everybody pony up a few extra
shekels, clams, greenbacks, etc. for the Freepathon
so we can get some urgent care for the man.
Time for some Comic Relief/Let's Ridicule The Left! Ping
Pun for All and All for Pun....
Funners & Punners &
Photoshoppers & Parodies Ping!
(see keyword FReePun)
If you want either on or off
this family-safe occasional ping list,
you must be out of your minds....
Let me know of any appropriate candidate threads.
I don't ping the list to threads that are sacreligious or tacky or seem likely to become so.
(on or off requests: FReepmail, enclosing a nominal $217.95 list processing fee).
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posted on
07/07/2009 7:26:02 AM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: Jim Robinson
“Soup lines ought to do it. Thats where Obummers taking us.”
This is why we need to save the whales. Chances are, we will need to eat them.
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posted on
07/07/2009 7:30:53 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
73
posted on
07/07/2009 7:32:24 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: HiTech RedNeck
"STOP BEING CONSERVATIVES!!!"
74
posted on
07/07/2009 7:33:43 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Liberal DOUBLE-STANDARDS are HATE crimes.)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
"Oh, I've been watching him and just knew he'd come around and do the Left thing"
XOXO Helen XOXO
Got that graphic from the punny farm didn't ya? Doing my part here SOA, but I do have an idea- if ya'll want to avoid more of my funnin and punnin you might want to cough up a little dough quick cause I'm working on new material here.
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posted on
07/07/2009 7:50:18 AM PDT
by
Dysart
(It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong--Voltaire)
To: Dysart
(Cough, cough)
Like they said at the zoo’s bear exhibit after the international tragedy,
“THE CZECH’S IN THE MALE.”
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posted on
07/07/2009 8:01:11 AM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: Jim Robinson
Sarcasm is best wielded as a scalpel, not a chainsaw. ;-)
To: Jim Robinson
I’d rather be shot in the face with rock salt, thanks.
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posted on
07/07/2009 8:18:55 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Cursed with Second Sight.)
To: Proud_USA_Republican
My whole frontal lobe was destroyed in an accident in 1981 and I’m *still* not buying it.
Hold off on the lobotomy.....:)
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posted on
07/07/2009 8:21:13 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Cursed with Second Sight.)
To: Las Vegas Ron
I reckon our beloved Jim has adopted the “If I don’t keep laughing, I might start screaming” mindset.
[it’s always worked for me]...;]
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posted on
07/07/2009 8:23:39 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Cursed with Second Sight.)
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